DUCK YOU.....FUNNY

[jumperconway 0]

> A guy walks into a quiet bar carrying three ducks-one in each hand and one
> under his left arm. He places them on the bar, has a few drinks, and chats
> with the bartender.
>
> The Bartender is experienced and has learned not to ask people about the
> animals that they bring into the bar, so he doesn't mention the ducks. He
> and the guy chat for about 30 minutes before the guy has to go to the
> restroom.
>
> Now, the bartender is alone with the ducks. After an awkward silence, he
> decides to try to make conversation. "What's your name?" he says to one of
> the ducks.
>
> "Huey," answers the first duck.
>
> "How's your day been, Huey?"
>
> "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day."
>
> "Oh, that's nice," says the bartender. Then he says to the second duck,
> "And
> what's your name?".
>
> "Dewey," comes the answer. "So how's your day been, Dewey?"
>
> "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. If I
> had
> the chance, I would do it all again."
>
> So the bartender turns to the third duck and says, "So, you must be
> Louie."
>
> "No," growls the third duck, "my name is Puddles. And don't ask about my
> day."