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So I went to the movies and Jackass happened to be there. God, is it a funny movie. It is repulsive but funny - reminds me of a drop zone when it's raining. What stupid things did you guys do. I among other stuff swoopped the pond back and forth with my car. Since it is not a road does it qualify as a DUI?
jraf

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I saw it on saturday, yes I had been drinking, yes I was drinking in the theater, but it was ok, so was damn near everyone else there (late night showing in a college town, who'd guessed it).

It was one freak'n hilarious movie! I loved it, left with a headache because I had been laughing so damn hard.
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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You had been drinking



Come on, you know you only get a headache if you STOP drinking, trust me, we didn't stop. I wore my trench coat, I had a 12pack of beer and over a pint of whiskey on me...:P:D
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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just walked out of the theater, my abs hurt! the scene where the guy took adump in the toilet IN the hardware store made me laugh so f%#@*n hard!
the scenes shot in japan were pretty hilarious, the people in the crowds were trying not to react to what those clowns were doing.
some of their shit was way over the top and i have to wonder who the hell came up with all this, somewhere there had to be meetings and all of the stunts were discussed, can you imagine sitting in on all that, while someone else discusses about shoving a hotwheels car up their wazz??


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I saw this yesterday. Funny as Hell, but at times so gross, people in theater were actually starting to dry heave. Once someone did a dry heave, the kids up front all started making the dry heave sounds Ughhh Ughhh Ughhh I think they got someone.
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Well shoving little objects up your ass is a bit rich for me:S. However the scene with the golf carts - most inventive. Now that is true entertainment. Air horns on the golf course are a pretty brilliant idea tooB|

jraf

Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui.
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I've got to wonder how much alcohol was drunk to make that movie or how many drugs they did while making it...to do most of that stuff and to come up with most of that stuff is beyond me, but very very funny.
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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wrecking the rental car, who in this forum hasn't wanted to do that?
the golfcart destruction was great, wasabi!!!!!!
Casa grande the town next to Eloy has a movie theater and the owner of the theater likes skydivers and lets us in free, I'm gonna go see it again more than likely.

ps the gator in the mom's house, reminded me of an aunt of mine, shrieks and all!!!!


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A couple of years ago at Q, the guys next to me wrecked 3 golf carts. They rolled one and broke the side bar. They crashed one into the back of a buddy's van and took out his rear bumper and a door. Totalled the cart. They had taken the governors off all our carts and they were motocrossing theirs over a hill when the engine died. They paid for all the damages, but the guy refused to rent them a fourth. The guy whose van they wrecked, fell off a cart and had 4 stitches put in his eyebrow.
I saw a variation of the ceiling fan thing at a bar one night. The Royal Marines were at the Crystal. They were jumping up and trying to stop the ceiling fan with their heads.
Weather days at the dz can be pretty entertaining.

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