prepheckt 0 #1 October 30, 2002 Best one you've pulled or have one pulled on you. About 10 minutes ago, the freshmen burst in my room looking for my roommate. It was Second snow, Superintendent. He wasn't there, so they grabbed me...mind you I was wearing a t-shirt, sweatpants and barefoot (our rooms have carpet) They grabbed me and dragged me through the snow. First they held me and rubbed snow on my bare feet, then dragged me through the snow. I got a few of them back. I had to dry off and put sweats on, and chug hot chocolate till I got feeling back in my extremeties. I'll post pics once they get me some...they're going to pay for this...bwahahahah!!!"Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #2 October 30, 2002 LMAO!!! I'd have paid good money to watch that! Oh shit, was that my out loud voice? Lets hope you forget I said that before I see you in Eloy.**Moody runs and hides** "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #3 October 30, 2002 Good 'ol hazing, man you've got to love that shit. Does the academy have a newspaper? We have The Battalion (school newspaper) that is printed every day and is for free. We took every paper we could find on campus (that's a lot folks) and filled a senior's room, top to bottom, front to back with crumpled paper my fish year. It was fucking hilarious, he was pissed, but he couldn't do anything to us since it was one of his senior buddies who told us to do it. The pic attatched is of the paper after he pulled it out into the hallway. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diver123 0 #4 October 30, 2002 I've got a good one for you: The powers to be ranking this year's Air Force football team in the top 25~ That was pretty funny! "pull high! It's lower than you think..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #5 October 30, 2002 Even the Aggie Football Team, as bad as we're playing this year, could beat Chair Farce... --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diver123 0 #6 October 30, 2002 knock it off! I'm trying to breath here!!! "pull high! It's lower than you think..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diver123 0 #7 October 30, 2002 Yeah, the Aggies weren't too bad this year... Looks like they're starting to attract some pretty decent talent... "pull high! It's lower than you think..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spy38W 0 #8 October 30, 2002 Funniest thing that ever happened to me was when I was on student status. On my IAF level 7 somebody thought it would be a funny idea to swap the Raider 250 with a Stiletto 135... My what a shock when that opened. -- Hook high, flare on time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #9 October 30, 2002 we once when i was in tech school at shepard air force base in texas diasembled a guys room and put it up in the bathroom... bed ontop of the stalls.. nightstand beside the bed on the ground.... lamp on the nightstand..... we even made the bed with hospital corners and everything.... i think they even lined his shoes up to be within inspection order.. it was hilarious........ the guy learned never to be an ashole to his romate and peole that lived in his hall.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #10 October 30, 2002 yes..and no..its an underground publication... www.edodo.org. Go to folklore..you read some funny stuff that we do. There's skydiving in parade dress (headdown). 100 night (100 night until graduation, the freshmen mess up a senior's room in some way..no animalls allowed anymore after a deer died in someone's room)..etc..we do a porn room every year. (Its done to the coolest guy there)"Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #11 October 30, 2002 Quotethe guy learned never to be an ashole to his romate and peole that lived in his hall.... We took a whole bunch of porn, cut the guys out of it and put it everywhere in one guy's room because he was an asshole. For one, he hated porn, HATED it, but he especially hated seeing the guys, so we put it between sheets, in drawers, shoes, hats, sleeves, between dryer sheets, every where. He had gay porn falling out of his stuff for weeks after we did that, damn was he pissed. He deserved it, though.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diver123 0 #12 October 30, 2002 Well, if we're telling military stories... On the last day of bootcamp all of us squad leaders switched the entire left side of the squad bay's boot, cami's, and footlockers with the guys on the right side! With the exception of our own gear that is... Funnies thing in the world to watch grown men scrambling around trying to put on clothes that just won't fit half asleep with d.i.'s screaming in their face!!! "pull high! It's lower than you think..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #13 October 30, 2002 Been there...done that...I have pictures..."Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #14 October 30, 2002 Quote There's skydiving in parade dress (headdown) I'm going to do that before I graduate in senior boots and all (since I walk graduation in uniform, I'll do it right around then, when I have to have a haircut and a shave again). Attatched is a pic of us in uniform so you can see the boots (I'm in the middle back). The only shitty part will be sitting in the plane.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hooknswoop 19 #15 October 30, 2002 Tied one end of a rope to another troop's (Air Cav) GP medium ( big tent) and tied the other end to a Humvee (very cool truck).........The guy driving the Humvee stoped about a 1/4 mile away, untied the rope and left the tent there. They were VERY pissed. Hook Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #16 October 30, 2002 dave..... head dwon in that uniform would be cool... use the hat as a rudder like the rocketter didn in the movie......as for me ever jumping in my uniform the only way would be if it was a militry jump....for hell no.. i got to pay for those things and my clothing alowance is better spent on skydiving... (i get this years alowance friday!!) ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casch 0 #17 October 30, 2002 I wasn't involved in this one, but the best prank I have heard of was this: A few guys bought thousands of little dixie cups and filled every single one to the very brim with water and covered the ENTIRE floor of their friends dorm room with them! So when the guy got home, he got a few friends together and some straws and sucked the water from every cup and threw them all in the guys car that organised the prank. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoby 0 #18 October 30, 2002 QuoteWe took a whole bunch of porn, cut the guys out of it and put it everywhere in one guy's room because he was an asshole. For one, he hated porn, HATED it, but he especially hated seeing the guys, so we put it between sheets, in drawers, shoes, hats, sleeves, between dryer sheets, every where. He had gay porn falling out of his stuff for weeks after we did that, damn was he pissed. He deserved it, though. In high school, a friend of mine photocopied a bunch of porn and replaced the guy's faces with our vice principipals. He then posted it all over the school. The funniest part was that he got it into the trophy case, but none of the administrators could find the keys, so it was up for a couple of weeks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blewaway5 0 #19 October 30, 2002 This one took a bit of teamwork and stealth. We had a real jerk in basics who kept screwing up and forcing our company into extra pt so we sewed him to the mattress one night. The next morning was very entertaining. Truman Sparks for President Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
