Vote JRAF, National Director (I will make you happy)

[jraf 0]

Well two Newbies have used this forum for their political gains, so can I

Vote me national director. By responding to this post you are casting your vote. I promisse:

1. Boobies for all!!
2. Lowering the price of beer at drop zones by strating an investment fund to subsidize it
3. Re starting production of Super Otters
4. Require jump planes to have air freshners on board
5. will fight to make DZs exterritorial
6. Fun for all

I think this should suffice. I am also an active jumper and will promote skydiving and our cause by lobbying (drinking beer) with decisionmakers in DC.

Cast your votes now.

jraf

Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui.
Muff #3275

[pop 0]

I can't vote for you. You didn't bash your oponent. This campaing just seems too positive and clean.

7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

[jraf 0]

My opponents, whoever they are, must be corrupt bad and should be institutionalized. They surely brake all ten known commandements and a few that are not known.

Last but not least the DO NOT offer boobies for all

jraf

Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui.
Muff #3275

[weegegirl 2]

Any substitutions for #1????????

[jraf 0]

I dare not use the word, but "you know what" for the ladies

jraf

Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui.
Muff #3275

[weegegirl 2]

sweeeeeet. you got my vote!!!

[jraf 0]

Yes and Quade made a good point - a National Director should be a skilled lobbyist. Well I have lobbied myself out of many a speeding ticket. I have also lobbied myself into the graces of quite a few ladies. And don't forget my beer drinking abilities - after all as we know No boozin'-no lobbyin'

jraf

Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui.
Muff #3275

[happythoughts 0]

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And don't forget my beer drinking abilities - after all as we know No boozin'-no lobbyin'

If you ever need a character reference, I am the best reference that money can buy.

[marcandalysse 0]

4. Require jump planes to have air freshners on board

Especially with guys like you filling up on those chili dogs all weekend!

This alone gets my vote

"The reason angels can fly is that they take themselves so lightly." --GK Chesterton

[Sebazz1 2]

I don't know JRAF. I was thinking a female National director might attract more chickidies to our mostly male sport...

So my vote goes to whichever woman steps to the plate. USPA needs boobies running it...

[jraf 0]

Ha, and I also have a plan. I will not disclose it to you as I feel you are not worthy, but I have a plan.

I actively advertize the USPA everywhere I go as I have a membership sticker on my car

I made 114 jumps in the last 4 months (Statistically mor than my oponent Mr. Welker)

You should vote me in cause I need a job, pleeease, oh pleeeeeeeease!

jraf

Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui.
Muff #3275

[AirTime 0]

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I don't know JRAF. I was thinking a female National director might attract more chickidies to our mostly male sport...

Good point! What and how will you attract more chickidies to the sport?

The Paranoids are after me! The Paranoids are after me!

[jraf 0]

My plan for attracting females:

1. Boobie massages for free
2. Inviting Party Boy to all DZs
3. Ladies night at DZs on Fridays. Ladies drink for free
4. I will lay my charms on them

jraf

Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui.
Muff #3275

[jraf 0]

Attracting females to the sport:

1. Free boobie massages
2. Friday night will be ladie's night at DZs. Ladies drink for free
3. I will lay my charms (me lucky charms) on them
4. When they come to visit for the first time I will have Clay hide in the closet

jraf

Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui.
Muff #3275

[sunshine 2]

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I was thinking a female National director might attract more chickidies to our mostly male sport...

If Vin Diesel was national director, it would attract more chickys to the sport....

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