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skybytch

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Wow. My son is off work and at home today; he called me an hour or so ago to tell me that there was a high speed chase going on in our town. He's had the scanner on and has been giving me updates.

As of right now the bad guys are holed up in a house inside which there is confirmed one person dead, unknown number of "187" (murder) suspects with automatic (or at least semi-automatic) weapons. Two officers have been injured; unknown if they were both shot or by who, unknown condition. Streets surrounding the house have been closed and neighbors evacuated.

Pretty much every cop from the three surrounding towns plus damn near every deputy from the county sheriff's department, the SWAT team, the hostage negotiator, the Life Flight medivac helicopter, the county Sheriff's dept. helicopter and who knows how many other emergency services types are on scene.

My parents live about a mile south of where all this is going on. My dad is a volunteer with the local PD; mom hasn't heard from him and he isn't at the office so we're assuming he's out doing traffic control...

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Nuke 'em. Use a flame thrower. Get a minigun and riddle the place with bullets. Make cat food out of their bodies. Recultivate the land. Put a McDonalds in there. Never mind the hostages.
jraf

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Nuke 'em. Use a flame thrower. Get a minigun and riddle the place with bullets. Make cat food out of their bodies. Recultivate the land. Put a McDonalds in there. Never mind the hostages.



Thank you for the contribution Mr. Putin...:S

Once you have them cornered, then the object of the exercise is to "keep the lid" on their behaviour and basically bore them into submission, feed them the pizza with the extra valium topping and ultimately get them to court without any further bloodshed.

Revenge and further maiming won't bring the dead back to life, and WILL only result in second-guessing TV commentators bleating about "excessive force".

Mike D01270.

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

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