Enrique 0 #1 November 1, 2002 WARNING! It has been translated from Spanish, so if it turns out to be lame, don't blame me, ok? A guy walks in the doctor's office and says: "Doctor, I'm very worried. You see this lump in the middle of my forehead?" The doctor says: "How couldn't I, it's huge!!!! Well make some analysis immediately" The doctor took some blood samples, ran the analysis, and he came back with the results. Sir, I'm affraid you have a hormone disorder. Your testosterone level is very high and the lump on your forehead is actually a penis! A PENIS!!! How can it be? Are you sure doctor? Yes, I am sure, a full size penis will grow out from your forehead. But doctor, how will I look?!?!? Oh, don't worry about that, you won't be able to look, the balls will cover your eyes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #2 November 1, 2002 Gives a new meaning to the label "Unicorn"...and remind me again why we're not supposed to blame you? Hey, also, when're you coming up to Perris to jump? I seem to remember something about your ankle getting sprained, like, in June...Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enrique 0 #3 November 1, 2002 Quote Gives a new meaning to the label "Unicorn"...and remind me again why we're not supposed to blame you? Hey, also, when're you coming up to Perris to jump? I seem to remember something about your ankle getting sprained, like, in June...Ciels- Michele I'm fine now (and jumping) but I don't know when I'll be up there. I will let you know, though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trilete312 0 #4 November 1, 2002 How about this one. This guy walks into a bar with his buddy the monkey. The guy steps up to the bar has a BEER, the monkey starts eating all the bar food. The bartender starts getting a bit pissed because the monkey is eating everything. About this time the Monkey swings over to the pool table, grabs the eight ball and **Gulp** away goes the pool ball. At this point the bartender throws the guy and his monkey out. A few weeks later the guy and the monkey come back into the bar... the bartender immediately says "whoa whoa, you can't come in here with that monkey" The guys says, "Hold on" At this point the monkey walks over to the bar, grabs a cherry off the bar, sticks it in his ass, then eats it.. The bartender looks at teh guy and says, "What the hell???" The guy calmly looks at the bartender and says, "making sure they fit this time" **Ching Ching**----------- Ready, Set, Gooooooo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 November 1, 2002 The winning costume. NWS. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
