I'm being lazy today and not cleaning up....

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>Subject: Something to laugh about!
>
>If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
> produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
> (Hardly seems worth it.)
>
> If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
> produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
> (Now that's more like it!)
>
> The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
> body to squirt blood 30 feet.
> (O.M.G.!)
>
> A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
> (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
>
> A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
>death.
> (Creepy.)
> (I'm still not over the pig.)
>
> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
> (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)
>
> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached
> to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
> ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
>
> The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping
>the
>
>length of a football field.
> (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)
>
> ; The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
> (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
>
> Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
> (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
>
> Butterflies taste with their feet.
> (Something I always wanted to know.)
>
> The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
> (Hmmmmmm........)
>
> Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed
>people.
> (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?
>
> Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
> (OK, so that would be a good thing....)
>
> A cat's urine glows under a black light.
> (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
>
> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
> (I know some people like that.)
>
> Starfish have no brains.
> (I know some people like that too.)
>
> Polar bears are left-handed.
> (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
>
> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
> (What about that pig??)
>
> Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
> stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to
> (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone.
>

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> Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
> (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

When tigers mate, they go at it every 15 minutes for days on end! (Pretty nice!)

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> Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
> (OK, so that would be a good thing....)

That's the only mamal that can't jump.

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> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
> (What about that pig??)

This is not true 'cause otters do it for fun and so do some monkeys... there is acctually a paricular breed of monkey that solves all social problems/conflicts with sex!
(Humans should addapt this method of trouble'shooting')

My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

I thought monkey have sex for fun as well.

7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

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The duck-billed platypus is the planets only venomous mammal!

My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

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The duck-billed platypus is the planets only venomous mammal!

You haven't met my ex-wife......

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The duck-billed platypus is the planets only venomous mammal!

You haven't met my ex-wife......

ROFL!!! Alright then, one of only two then... But are you SURE she was a mammal?

My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

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But are you SURE she was a mammal?

Probably a reptile now that I think about it.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

I prefer having sex with other humans.

I thought Clay was eccentric with the sheep thing. Doing it with Flipper, though, that's just not right.

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I thought Clay was eccentric with the sheep thing. Doing it with Flipper, though, that's just not right.

Get with it bud! Nothing beats taking it to the blow-hole

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My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

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reply] there is acctually a paricular breed of monkey that solves all social problems/conflicts with sex!

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I believe the species of monky you are referring to are called bonobos....it is true...all social interaction is based off sexual contact. . I know, I know...TMI. Just FYI

"Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet."
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I believe the species of monky you are referring to are called bonobos....it is true...all social interaction is based off sexual contact. . I know, I know...TMI. Just FYI

What's TMI??? 'Too much Info'?

Nah, that's not really possible... The bonobos eh? I've been looking to find that name ever since I forgot it! lol (saw them on Discovery channel)

Thanks

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http://songweaver.com/info/bonobos.html

Monkey sex!

Egalitarian society with tendencies to matriarchal.

Women could rule our society too, if they provided all males copius amounts of sex.

Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD