lummy 4 #1 November 4, 2002 why did I never think to tell my Mom this?I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #2 November 4, 2002 Now they tell me. For years, I've been dusting my chest of drawers and keeping it clean. I always wondered what the connection was. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #3 November 4, 2002 The Accident Note A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage. There's no sign of the offending vehicle but he's relieved to see that there's a note stuck under the windshield wiper. "Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because they think I'm leaving my name, address and other particulars. But I'm not."7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #4 November 4, 2002 LMAO! Heres a cute one..."Sex in the Office" "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #5 November 4, 2002 And I was wondering who could have smeared glue all over my desk this morning. My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,573 #6 November 5, 2002 Another Monday funny. I think this is the right crowd for this one: http://www.berkeleybreathed.com/outland.htmlThere is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #7 November 5, 2002 OMG Amber... Don't tell me you promote interacial SEX...I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #8 November 5, 2002 Here, look again, they're the same "race." --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
indyz 1 #9 November 5, 2002 It's Tuesday for me now, but this is good: Jamie and his Magic Todger (not safe for work). It made me giggle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #10 November 5, 2002 Hey? they are the same race. One of them is just kinda the equalivancy of a blow-up doll. hehehe! "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 November 5, 2002 Quote Hey? they are the same race. One of them is just kinda the equalivancy of a blow-up doll. hehehe! Yeah, yeah. Like you haven't been using men without consideration for their feelings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #12 November 5, 2002 Quote Yeah, yeah. Like you haven't been using men without consideration for their feelings. No comment...I plead the 5th. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites