Quotes of the Day

[SatchFan 0]

Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
-- Barry Switzer

We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
-- Will Rogers

[cgross 1]

Women; can't live with them, can't get them to dress up in skimpy Nazi outfits and slap you with a warm squash or something.

-some guy on CC-

[GiaKrembs 0]

The world is wide, and I will not waste my life in friction when it could be turned into momentum.
- Frances Willard

Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother
Beth lost her cherry and I missed it
.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.

[highfly 0]

99% of all statistics are made up.
Vic Reeves

[wmw999 2,559]

Don't waste time on work when there is important playing to be done.
Living on earth comes with a bonus: a yearly trip around the sun.

Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[SkyDolphin 0]

"Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything."
-Muhammad Ali

[MrHixxx 0]

life is more true than reason will deceive
(more secret or than madness did reveal)
deeper is life than lose: higher than have
--but beauty is more each than living's all

-e.e.cummings

death,as men call him, ends what they call men
-but beauty is more now than dying’s when

[moodyskydiver 0]

"How rarely we weigh our neighbor in the same scale in which we weigh ourselves."
--Thomas a Kempis

"By the accident of fortune a man may rule the world for a time, but by virtue of love and kindness he may rule the world forever."
--Lao-Tse

"If you live for love you spread kindness and compassion everywhere you go. When you stop believing in your heart you are but a sterile vessel wandering in the wilderness."
--Francis Hegmeyer

"...just an earthbound misfit, I."

[Jimbo 0]

Don't waste time worrying about the things that you can't change.
- A wise coworker.

"Like" - The modern day comma
Good bye, my friends. You are missed.

[hooligan 0]

"das vidanya!"

but only with vodka

[Snowbird 0]

Life is a grindstone... whether it grinds you down or polishes you up depends on you.

L. Thomas Holdcroft

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein

[indyz 1]

We may be alone. We may not be alone. Either way, the thought is staggering.

[quatorze 1]

"I'm lost but I'm making good time"
-Yogi Beara

"You can not simultaneously prepare for and prevent war"
Albert Einstien

I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

[n2skdvn 0]

of all the things i've lost i miss my mind the most!!

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
my site

[Michele 1]

Not daily, for me. More like Life Reminders....


"Whatever you do, you need courage. Whatever course you decide upon, there is always someone to tell you you are wrong. There are always difficulties arising which tempt you to believe that your critics are right. To map out a course of action and follow it to the end, requires some of the same courage which a soldier needs."
~Ralph Waldo Emerson~

"There are people who put their dreams in a little box and say, "Yes, I've got dreams, of course I've got dreams." Then they put the box away and bring it out once in a while to look in it, and yep, they're still there. These are great dreams, but they never even get out of the box. It takes an uncommon amount of guts to put your dreams on the line, to hold them up and say, "How good or how bad am I?" That's where courage comes in."
~Erma Bombeck~

"I once heard a learned man say 'Every evil has its remedy, except folly. To reprimand an obstinate fool or to preach to a dolt is like writing upon the water. Jesus healed the blind, the halt, the palsied and the leprous. But the fool he could not cure."
~Kahlil Gibran~

"Anyone who thinks sunshine is happiness has never danced in the rain."
~Author Unknown~

"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito."
~Author Unknown~

Ciels-
Michele

~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek
While our hearts lie bleeding?~

[freakshow 0]

it's easier to ask for forgiveness then permission


B.L.

[n2skdvn 0]

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Rich Cook

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
my site

[blewaway5 0]

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
--Voltaire

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
--Henny Youngman

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
--Oscar Wilde

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.
--W. C. Fields

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
--Anonymous

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
--Lily Tomlin

Truman Sparks for President

[TheBile 0]

A few tears are like a few kisses - what harm can they do ?
Believe in health, wealth and happiness as long as it doesn't make you ill, poor or miserable
Enjoy your own life without comparing it with that of another
Golf without bunkers and hazards would be lame and monotonous. So would life
Have the courage to live, anyone can die
I believe I shall live forever and continue in this belief untill the day I die
If you want life to be plain sailing don't get the wind up
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be around when it happens
Just about the time we learn to make the most of life, most of it is gone
Life is a joke and all things show it. I thought so once and now I know it
Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but playing a poor hand well
Life's a bitch, and then you die
Midlife crisis is that moment when you realise your children and your clothes are about the same age
Short as life is, we make it shorter by the careless waste of time
Study as if you were to live forever. Live as if you were to die tomorrow
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do
The only real failure in life is giving up
The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along
There is more to life than increasing it's speed
There is nothing at all in life except what we put there
Variety's the very spice of life that gives it all its flavour
We must live not as we like, but as we can
What makes life worth living is that the unexpected so often happens
What you do not expect happens more frequently than what you do
Strange new experiences will add to your joy of living
As we advance in life, we learn the limits of our abilities
New friends and new experiences will enrich your life

Gerb

I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

[Kennedy 0]

98.246246532465% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

witty subliminal message
Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards.
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[Kennedy 0]

"nordstroivya!!"

any russian speakers, please forgive the spelling, and please pass the liquor

witty subliminal message
Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards.
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[happythoughts 0]

Quote

it's easier to ask for forgiveness then permission

In the software industry, that is a rule. That is how things get done.

"Fools rush in where fools have been before. "

[freeflyz 0]

Chance favors a prepaired mind!!!!!!

[jimmytavino 16]

"Good Luck is the residual of good planning and hard work"..... by ?

"Life Moves pretty fast!!.. If you don't stop and take a look around,,, you could
miss it" .. by Ferris Bueller

"Do or Do Not.... there is no TRY!!!".....by Yoda

"I'm finishing work early .... to go
Skydiving" .... by You, Me, all of our friends,, and anyone else who knows how to properly live their lives.....
"Hey can i get a Dub of THAT" ... by EVERYONE!!!!
who was ever on a skydive that was videoed...

[Guest]

"Only the dead have seen the end of war." - Plato

"War spares not the brave, but the cowardly" - Anachreon

"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."