SMELLY PEOPLE

[PLFXpert 0]

GROSS! In order to best utilize my time, I spend the hour or so I have b/w classes in the library computer lab doing homework...why do the SMELLY people always sit next to me?

Last week a maintance guy was looking at porn right next to me and kept looking over in my direction, I guess to see if I saw him.

Yesterday, a guy sat next to me and farted and didn't think I noticed.

Today, this guy is sitting next to me and he just STINKS really bad.

Why can't someone with a pleasant BO sit next to me for once?

[AggieDave 6]

*snuggling up*


I just got out of the shower and put aftershave on, want me around?

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[QuickDraw 0]

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GROSS! In order to best utilize my time, I spend the hour or so I have b/w classes in the library computer lab doing homework...why do the SMELLY people always sit next to me?


Last week a maintance guy was looking at porn right next to me and kept looking over in my direction, I guess to see if I saw him.

Yesterday, a guy sat next to me and farted and didn't think I noticed.

Today, this guy is sitting next to me and he just STINKS really bad.

Why can't someone with a pleasant BO sit next to me for once?

LMAO

-- Hope you don't die. --

I'm fucking winning

[PLFXpert 0]

Ooooo, I love a man who showers

Actually I like the smell of MEN mostly w/out cologne but occasionaly a light cologne/aftershave can be nice.

This guy next to me right now smells NARSTY! Not only that, like the porn-craving maintance man, he keeps looking over at me. "NO, I DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE IN A YAHOO CHAT ROOM RIGHT NOW. I'm just trying to do my homework"

[AggieDave 6]

Lean over and whisper in his ear "god, men who yahoo turn me on."

Then leave.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[PLFXpert 0]

I think if I got that close I might faint from the toxic aroma. I feel so mean talking about him behind his back, but FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, use soap next time!

[mouth 0]

Carry some good smelling body spray in your purse and spray then next time. If they ask what you are doing say you are saving the ozone layer.

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Hot Mama
At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

[sunshine 2]

Get in the same yahoo chatroom as him. Start chatting with him and see how long it takes him to realize it's you.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[jraf 0]

Hallo mein Schatz, ve Nordik people lav our higene.

Maybe the feller is one of the Toxic Avengers?

How do you stand the flight to altitude?

jraf

Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui.
Muff #3275

[PLFXpert 0]

Ummm, negative ghostrider....I just snuck a peak at his Yahoo chat room: "Sexy singles over 21"

Can't quite place my finger on it why he's single though. Hmmm....perplexing.

STOP LOOKING AT ME, SWAN!

[sunshine 2]

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Ummm, negative ghostrider....

Damn, is the pattern full again?

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[AggieDave 6]

Just tell him, "dude, if you showered once in a while and used deoderant, then you might not be single..."

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[PLFXpert 0]

Thanks for the good advice, Dave....can always count on you

He he he...damn that pattern, sunshine!

[happythoughts 0]

"...why do the SMELLY people always sit next to me?"

What is the common element here? "...always sit next to me". Maybe they are just slowing the air flow when they sit down.

"...a maintance guy was...right next to me and kept looking over in my direction"

I am sure that you bathe regularly and I'm not trying to be critical, but... if the maintence guy is having problems with ya...

[SatchFan 0]

I would tell him "Hey you....I was thinking of asking you out but since you smell like shit I changed my mind."

Trust me...he will shower 3 times a day going forward. It changed my habits when I heard those words.

[Keith 0]

My ex works in a library. You'd be amazed at the whackos that go into them. They found one guy lying under the study carols painting women’s toe nails. Another guy had set up mirrors on the floor of a stall in the women’s room so he could watch women in the adjoining stalls use the toilet. The list goes on and on . . .

Keith

Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

[skybytch 273]

Isn't this whole thread a bit judgemental?

[PLFXpert 0]

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the list goes on and on

Were you taking notes?

He he he...just kidding

Okay, off to class now people.....TIME FOR SOME FRESH AIR!

[freeflyz 0]

Jason a tid bit of info you still smell!!!!!Sucker!!!

[AggieDave 6]

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Isn't this whole thread a bit judgemental?

So. Why are you offended as a smelly person?

j/k (you walked into that one...)

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[PLFXpert 0]

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Isn't this whole thread a bit judgemental?

I think it's more of a sarcastic thread...

[skybytch 273]

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Why are you offended as a smelly person?

*sniffing underarms* Yes, as a matter of fact, I am.

[freeflyz 0]

Go to kmart or walmart and buy him a care basket of the cheapest smelling stuff and send it as a secret gift from a concerned person!!!!!

[Keith 0]

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Were you taking notes?

Of course! Where do you think I get all my great ideas

Keith

Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

[happythoughts 0]

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Why are you offended as a smelly person?

*sniffing underarms* Yes, as a matter of fact, I am.

One thing you have to understand about the libraries in Florida. Since the police started rousting homeless people from overpasses, they go to the library to sleep or hang out and look at porn during the day. Needless to say, there is a hygiene problem. A lot of them live outside in a wooded lot somewhere. They generally don't cause problems except for making a few girls uncomfortable with some staring.