pop 0 #1 November 6, 2002 Just wanted to clear it up for all you guys who still don't get it: What Women Say & What They Mean Can't we just be friends? There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch mine, again. I just need some space ...without you in it. Can you help me with my homework? If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me. Do I look fat in this dress? We haven't had a fight in a whlile. No, pizza's fine. Cheap bastard. I just don't want a boyfriend now I just don't want you as a boyfriend now. I don't know; what do you want? I can't believe you don't have anything planned. Come here My puppy does this too. I like you but... I don't like you. You never listen. You never listen. We're moving too quickly I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if the guy with the convertible has a g/f. I'll be ready in a minute. I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will. Oh, no, I will pay for myself. I am just being nice; there is no way I am going dutch. Oh Yes! Right there. Well, near there; I just want to get this over with. I'm just going out with the girls. We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends. There's no one else. I am doing your brother. Size doesn't count... ...unless I want an orgasm. You are so nice! You are such a wimp I could never be sexually attracted to you. Do you love me? Do you love me more than my husband? Oh, these flowers are beautiful. Can I help you spell J-E-W-E-L-R-Y? What did you do today? You better have a damn good reason for not calling. We should pick it out together. I'll choose.7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygod7777 0 #2 November 6, 2002 that's funny, and so true later Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skitzo 0 #3 November 6, 2002 Rofl all except for the part about pizza, I love the stuff, I could eat it for breakfast, lunch and dinner!- "How do you keep your feet on the ground when you know you were born to fly?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #4 November 6, 2002 ROFLMAO!! So true! Don't forget the all important..." I think we should see other people." Guys, if a girl tells you this she has most likely already cut a new pony from the heard and if she ain't riding him yet, she has atleast pulled the saddle out of the barn! ---Jeff Foxworthy. hehehe! "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #5 November 6, 2002 What does it mean when she says she wants to slow things down, she doesn't return your constant phone calls and only returns those phone calls after you have left pissed off messages on her machine and voice mail. and her daughter tries to call you daddy or wants to know where her daddy is. Does this mean the chick who came after ME and was 12 years older than ME has given me the shaft? CSA #699 Muff #3804 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #6 November 6, 2002 "Guys, if a girl tells you this she has most likely already cut a new pony from the heard and if she ain't riding him yet, she has atleast pulled the saddle out of the barn! " Now that's a mixed metaphor if I ever heard one! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #7 November 6, 2002 Quote ...only returns those phone calls after you have left pissed off messages on her machine and voice mail. Unsure about her meaning. Wait for a clearer message like a restraining order. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #8 November 6, 2002 Quote Now that's a mixed metaphor if I ever heard one! Don't blame me! I was quoting someone else. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #9 November 6, 2002 I wish I could find the quote & cite the source, but I read one male author who pointed out that some women become very demure in their language during, of all times, sex. So here's a phrase book translation: ENGLISH: dick GIRLTALK: that ENGLISH: balls GIRLTALK: those ENGLISH: tits GIRLTALK: these ENGLISH: pussy GIRLTALK: there ENGLISH: shit GIRLTALK: freshen up ENGLISH: fuck GIRLTALK: dinner and a movie Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
