Enrique 0 #1 November 7, 2002 The good: Your wife is pregnant The bad: She's having twins The ugly: You had a vasectomy 1 year ago. The good: Your son has finally matured The bad: You think he's fooling around with your neighbor's daughter The ugly: You are too The good: Your son studies a lot in his room The bad: You found tons of porno videos hidden in his closet The ugly: The videos are of male homosexuals The good: Your husband knows about fashion The bad: He likes dressing in women clothes The ugly: He looks better than you The good: You talk to your 10 year old daughter about the birds and the bees The bad: She interrupts you very often... The ugly: To correct you The good: Your son has a new SO The bad: It is another man The ugly: It's your best friend The good: Your daughter has a new job The bad: She works in a whore-house The ugly: Your colleagues are her best clients. Cheers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wlie 0 #2 November 7, 2002 Wise words my friend. I could have used some had I known that my parents would overreact when I annouced my engagement.My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #3 November 7, 2002 Quote I could have used some had I known that my parents would overreact when I annouced my engagement. Why? Was it to a man? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #4 November 7, 2002 Movie quotes from The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly: When it's time to shoot, shoot don't talk There are two kinds of people in this world. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig. He who double crosses me and leaves me alive, he knows nothing of Tuco. Nothing. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
wlie 0 #2 November 7, 2002 Wise words my friend. I could have used some had I known that my parents would overreact when I annouced my engagement.My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #3 November 7, 2002 Quote I could have used some had I known that my parents would overreact when I annouced my engagement. Why? Was it to a man? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #4 November 7, 2002 Movie quotes from The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly: When it's time to shoot, shoot don't talk There are two kinds of people in this world. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig. He who double crosses me and leaves me alive, he knows nothing of Tuco. Nothing. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
