Favorite Sayings/Mottos

[hooligan 0]

" its not the size of the man in the fight, but the size of the fight in the man"

unofficial ranger school moto, class 4-98

[happythoughts 0]

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Then who's my daddy?

HappyThoughts.

[Guest]

"Life is a s*** sandwich you eat one bite at a time, and the more bread you've got, the less s*** you have to eat."

"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

[Icarus021 0]

Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do but won't get you anywhere!

3-2-1-cya
Don't take life too serious, you will never get out alive!

[Guest]

"Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the Genie to come out."

"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

[Guest]

"Audentes fourtuna juvat (Fortune favors the bold)"

"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

[prepheckt 0]

What have you done today to improve you ability to kill people and break their stuff?
- A SF guy

"Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet."
-9 toes

[adamT 0]

"doveryay no proveryay"
russian proverb, means "trust but verify"
adam

[SpeedRacer 1]

1) The world loves a working man.

2) Find a doctor and get rid of it.

3) Don't ever trust Whitey.

Speed Racer
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[PLFXpert 0]

OH, I have one more to add:

Never befriend a girl named Stacy.

Sorry to all those named Stacy on the forumns...and by the way, I really liked you, Stacy, when I met you in Deland....I've just had REALLY BAD experiences with girls named Stacy.

Maybe I should say: Never befriend girls named Stacy who don't skydive.

[Sebazz1 2]

There's old skydivers and bold skydivers. There's no old and bold skydivers...

[fastmartin2002 0]

i commonly refer to everyone as slick from the movie heat. john sizemore in the movie commonly used this and i kindof picked up on it.

[freeflir29 0]

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Maybe I should say: Never befriend girls named Stacy who don't skydive

Have you met "Evil Stacy" yet?

[riddler 0]

Had to look this one up, as it's always confused me too:

http://alt-usage-english.org/excerpts/fxbobsyo.html

Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

[pop 0]

1. "A wise man once said, 'If it ain't got a tint, don't sit behind it.'"
2. "There is more where that came from."
3. "CBDB" - Cock Blockin' Dumb Bitch
4. "It's a small world"
5. "It's puff puff give!"
6. "Whatch you know about nothin'?"
7. "I want my money!"

7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

[smooth 0]

* beware the fury of a patient man.

* those who know do not speak, those who speak do not know.

[quatorze 1]

1. No goood deed goes unpunished.

2. There is no pain, that sesation is just weak leaving the body.

3. A ship is safe in port, but that is not what ships are for.

4. Life is tough, but it is tougher when you're stupid.

5. Go confidently in the direction of your dreams--Henry David Thorough

and my personal favorite

6. I am not afraid of dying, I am afraid of never really living.--Erin Engle

I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

[cgross 1]

YES SHOW ME YOUR TITS...well not yours jt

[Scoby 0]

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explin BOBS your uncle. i had some asshole use that when he fucked me over at work I wanted to hit him!

I think he might have used it incorrectly. It's cockney slang, means "everything is all right."

[coconutmonkey 0]

"If your gonna be stupid, ya better be tough!"
Said to jumpers wanting to learn to hook & swoop....

Hearts & Minds
2 to the Heart-
1 to the Mind-
Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range

[AiRpollUtiOn 0]

Winning the lotto, that's my motto

"Don't make me come down there" - God.

My site:http://www.skystudio.nl/video.html
Some of my vids: http://www.youtube.com/user/TomSkyStudio

[wingedmonkey1 0]

1. It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop!

2. These are not the _____ you're looking for

3. I'm just a little elf, who has eaten all the candies
or for you fins out there
olen vain pieni keiju, joka on syonyt kaikki karamellit!

4. Don't think bad thoughts

5. Keep your feet and knees together
***Does not apply to women***

[skygirlpc 0]

Stupidity is doing the same thing and expecting different results!

[Iflyme 0]

Hi Carrie!

Mine would be:

"Give a man a fish, and he will eat a meal... teach a man to fish, and he'll drink beer in his boat all afternoon."

[Snowbird 0]

I just read this one last night.

"If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the thing itself but to your own estimate of it; and this you have the power to revoke at any moment."

-- Marcus Aurelius

Also like

-He(She) never flies too high, who flies with his(her) own wings.

-Chance favours the prepared mind.

-Life is uncertain, eat dessert first!

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein