skreamer 1 #1 November 7, 2002 Clay gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and asks her : "Can we have sex?" "No", she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up and gets off at the next stop. Remi the bus driver, who overheard, turns to Clay and says "I can tell you how to get to have sex with her!" "Yeah?" says Clay "Yeah!" says Remi the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetry every Tuesday night at midnight to pray. So all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be god." Clay decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetry dressed as suggested, on the next Tuesday night. "I am God", he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face. "Have sex with me" The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity. God agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish. "Ha ha," he cries, "I am Clay Fowler" "Ha ha" cries the nun. "I am Remi the bus driver". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #2 November 7, 2002 Quote"I am Remi the bus driver". Good thing I'm Remi the unemployed bum... lmaoRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #3 November 7, 2002 Quote Good thing I'm Remi the unemployed bum... lmao Well, according to that story your bum was very employed!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #4 November 7, 2002 When the hell did I become Clay's lover???? Wasnt it Justin until recently?Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sonic 0 #5 November 7, 2002 That night at the cemetry obviously ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #6 November 7, 2002 ROFLMAO, good one will.---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #7 November 7, 2002 That was a nice laugh to start my morning. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 November 7, 2002 Skreamer...you really should get some therapy for all these homo erotic fantasies. I'm sure it's unhealthy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #9 November 7, 2002 CUTE! Ha ha ha! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #10 November 7, 2002 That's right Skreamer. Don't you know that Clay gets excited by sheep? My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SatchFan 0 #11 November 7, 2002 Ah man, that's one of the funniest things I have ever heard! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #12 November 7, 2002 BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #13 November 7, 2002 Quote Skreamer...you really should get some therapy for all these homo erotic fantasies. I'm sure it's unhealthy. Clay I told you everyone loved aggravating you...its the thing to do Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #14 November 7, 2002 Quote Clay I told you everyone loved aggravating you...its the thing to do I hear all the cool kids are doing it these days... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #15 November 7, 2002 Quote Clay I told you everyone loved aggravating you...its the thing to doI hear all the cool kids are doing it these days... Cool or not just do it....hehehehe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #16 November 7, 2002 Quote I hear all the cool kids are doing it these days... I feel the love.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #17 November 7, 2002 Quote I feel the love.... You are just a focal point for abuse from mal-adjusted children, but at least you can feel needed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #18 November 7, 2002 Quote I hear all the cool kids are doing it these days... I feel the love.... awwww....we luv ya as always Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
