meatmissile 0 #376 October 23, 2002 Quote here we are all organising a humdinger of an orgy and you australians are still discussing the weather!!! The thing is, good skydiving weather may be hard to come by in some parts - liike the Cape, for instance . But good orgy weather? Ferdi NA #001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #377 October 23, 2002 Hey if the weather is not good for jumping it is always good to have a plan 'B'. For us we are organising a gang bang. Not skydiving I know but it will do in a pinch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #378 October 23, 2002 Where I come from the paraffin budgie is a helicopter, aka egg beater... Don't be so hasty, first what size/type of 'chopper' he has... -------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #379 October 23, 2002 Good point nacmac so Helicam? How big is your chopper? Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #380 October 23, 2002 >here we are all organising a humdinger of an orgy and you >australians are still discussing the weather!!! It must be all that british influence they've had. "No sex please, we're british." "I say, what a nasty weather." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #381 October 23, 2002 Quote How big is your chopper? [East Rand accent] Hey, I can to like, tune, what are this talk? I schemed you were an ordentlike girl! -[East Rand accent] Ferdi NA #001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #382 October 23, 2002 Other uses that Mrs Meat has for her hubbies everlasting hardon. SFW Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #383 October 23, 2002 oh but I am Ferdi m'lad! I merely wanted to know the size of his chopper to see if it is jumpable .... er .... I mean ....... um ...you know, whether or not a few skydivers could get a helicopter jump ..... sheesh! Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #384 October 23, 2002 That could be Aggiedave's hat.....-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #385 October 23, 2002 ROTFLMAO @ Scratch Hey, you're the guy that just organised three girls for yourself for December! Ferdi NA #001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkF 0 #386 October 23, 2002 Quote Wow....a 13Ft Croc. Thats a big un!!! I can assure you I wouldn't be swimming there. I try to avoid slipping down the food chain. 13ft isn't a big one by any means. They grow to over 6m ( ~20ft ) and are bloody dangerous - VERY aggressive. Thankfully they are only found up north. Their local nic-name is "saltie" but that doesn't mean that they'll only be found in salt water - they've been found around 300km inland. They're also a protected species. The saltie was walking the earth at the same time as the rest of the dinosaurs and is regarded as one of the most succesful species ever. I'm with you where slipping down the food chain is concerned. I live in Vic. where we only have 7 of the worlds 10 most deadly venemous snakes...Ooroo Mark F... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkF 0 #387 October 23, 2002 Quote bwaa haaa haaa ... sorry but this is too funny - here we are all organising a humdinger of an orgy and you australians are still discussing the weather!!! ROTFMAO! Well by the time we got there, took part and got back the pubs would be shut. It's a helluva commute from here...Ooroo Mark F... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #388 October 23, 2002 *shakes her head* You aussies are weird .... putting your australian beer first??? Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #389 October 23, 2002 Quote 13ft isn't a big one by any means. They grow to over 6m ( ~20ft ) and are bloody dangerous Oh I know!!! But it's still waaaaaayyy bigger than me. I guess we're lucky here in the US. I don't think American gators get over about 20Ft at the freakishly large end of the scale. 10-15Ft would be pretty much a full grown gator with 6-8 being fairly common. They're also not NEARLY as agressive as Crocs. Not that they won't eat you given the chance but it's pretty rare. We also only have 2-3 kinds of poisonous snakes, 2 kinds of spiders, and pretty harmless scorpions. Not many animals here to bother you. Now the strippers in Atlanta are a differen't story.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
helicam 0 #390 October 23, 2002 Quotebwaa haaa haaa ... sorry but this is too funny - here we are all organising a humdinger of an orgy and you australians are still discussing the weather!!! ROTFMAO! Sad life hey!! The sheep must be sleeping!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymick 0 #391 October 23, 2002 well...duh! aussie beer shits all yanky beer (not that ive ever tasted U.S. beer but I just love giving shit to you Yanks hehe) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkF 0 #392 October 23, 2002 Quote Sad life hey!! The sheep must be sleeping!! Nah. Your confused, it's the Kiwis that worry the sheep. Here's a Kiwi joke for ya...An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi "Can I talk to your dog?" Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie." Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?" Dog: "Doin' all right." Villager: (look of extreme shock) Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager) Dog: "Yep" Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play." Villager: (look of utter disbelief) Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think." Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Cool" Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded) Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager) Horse: "Yep" Ventriloquist: How does he treat you? Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly,brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements." Villager: (total look of amazement) Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Villager: (in a panic) "The sheep's a liar!" Ooroo Mark F... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #393 October 23, 2002 Do you guys have any idea how long it would take me to get there???? Plus, I'm a proclaimed b*tch....best I stay here. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #394 October 23, 2002 Quote good morning from, finally sunny slovenia. Good Morning! Hey, give me some details of what skydiving is like in Slovenia. I must confess, that is a country I know very little about. -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #395 October 23, 2002 >It's a helluva commute from here... Oh yeah?? At least you're on the right side of the equator.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #396 October 23, 2002 Dont' worry Sweetie. It will be worth the trip and we will soften you up nice nice.Hell Meat is married to a Russian. Texans don't scare him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #397 October 23, 2002 Quote Do you guys have any idea how long it would take me to get there???? Ahh, but it would be worth your while. Scratch is a gentleman of distinction, class and endurance. When you think of him, you realise that giants still walk the earth. Even if you have to share him with the three others, there would still be more than enough to keep you feeling a warm, contented glow . > Ferdi NA #001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #398 October 23, 2002 Yo Mark Speaking of Kiwis. Are you a Rugby or Footie fan? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkF 0 #399 October 23, 2002 Quotebwaa haaa haaa ... sorry but this is too funny - here we are all organising a humdinger of an orgy and you australians are still discussing the weather!!! ROTFMAO! Speaking of weather... They're having a humdinger of a dust-up in NSW / SE QLD. Have a look at http://www.abc.net.au/news/2002/10/item20021023131925_1.htm Ooroo Mark F... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #400 October 23, 2002 Done.....You gotta love internet banking Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
