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meatmissile

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:ph34r:hee hee hee.....I'm a manager at a fast food restaurant, man...I could hurt bad!!!!! lol
I could fling fries through the air, like you wouldnt believe, BABY!



You obviously don't work for Burger King then. It would be difficult to get good purchase on those fries with all that fat on 'em:S.
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I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

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:ph34r:hee hee hee.....I'm a manager at a fast food restaurant, man...I could hurt bad!!!!! lol
I could fling fries through the air, like you wouldnt believe, BABY!



This your place suz?

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Hey!!!!!! i'm an Aussie battler, too!!!! me and jumpy have the nation covered!!!!! picks up the 7 metre crocodile she tackled with her bare hands earlier in the evening and throws it on the barbie, whistling "Waltzing Matilda":)



Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after

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Mouth stands up with her mouth open to see is meat can hit it!!!

Yum...i love to lick yogurt.

As for the fridge behind my desk. Trust me I don't eat school lunches.

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At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

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Trust me I'm a teacher
>>hmmm no way<<<
Trust me I'm a cop
>>hmm no chance<<
Trust me I'm a tandem master
>>definitely no way<<
Trust me I'm an engineer
>>are you shitting me?<<
Trust me, I don't eat school lunches
>>now we're talking<<
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I certainly can try it!!!!
You'll just need to wipe aside the maggots, reheat, and serve!! voolah! instant chicken!



I was going to suggest that you let the chicken fly to me before it's killed, only there are a couple of flaws to that idea.

1. A Chicken can't fly that far.
2. If it could, it would probably get hungry on it's journey and would eat my side order of fries.
3. If it was able to make it, it probably wouldn't have understood your directions......
4. ...and I doubt it has the ability to read maps either.
5. The chickens are probably dead before you get them so points 1 to 4 are irrelevant.
Gerb

I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

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