outofit 0 #1 November 7, 2002 as if we didn't have enough to worry about in this post sept. 11 era now there is a report of two seperate incidents in new york state of electric razors being purchased and then them exploding on the purchaser. wtf! It is better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #2 November 7, 2002 Is the National Inquirer one of your sources of info?My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #3 November 7, 2002 do these reports conclude that there was explosives present or was it just some freak eletrical thing?I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #4 November 7, 2002 >do these reports conclude that there was explosives present or was it > just some freak eletrical thing? Freak electrical thing? Ha! It was Iraq, I tell you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
outofit 0 #5 November 7, 2002 it was reported on cnn. supposedly the razors were purchased 7 months and thirty miles apart. It is better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #6 November 7, 2002 If it happened in Central Park, and no one was around, would you know? My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #7 November 7, 2002 Quote It was Iraq, I tell you! I think so too. I say we get in truck and go get those MF's!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
outofit 0 #8 November 7, 2002 i guess not until they found your sorry ass. dead, smelly carcass! It is better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #9 November 7, 2002 A truck? That's gonna take too long. Just express mail them an ICBM. My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
outofit 0 #10 November 7, 2002 i think we should have wiped those basterds out a long time ago! It is better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #11 November 7, 2002 Quote A truck? That's gonna take too long No way...we got an old Chevy with a 454 and 44 Super Swampers. We'll be across that Atlantic in no time!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #12 November 7, 2002 bwhahahahahahaha oh it hurts! LOL I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #13 November 7, 2002 Quote bwhahahahahahaha oh it hurts! LOL Yeah give Clay a imagination and well Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #14 November 7, 2002 What should we do about the exploding deer? Exploding Deer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #15 November 7, 2002 stop shooting them with .50 cal sniper rifle for starters!!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #16 November 7, 2002 QuoteWhat should we do about the exploding deer? Exploding Deer BOMB IRAQ!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #17 November 7, 2002 Quote >do these reports conclude that there was explosives present or was it > just some freak eletrical thing? Freak electrical thing? Ha! It was Iraq, I tell you! yea, those crazy bastards went as far as to get a minimum wage paying job just to plant explosive in 2 razor.they dont want us shaving man. Im telling you. they know that if we are afriad to shave our military will be so busy with bullshit paperwork that we can not function.... CRAZY?! maybe...but maybe its crazy enough to work! hahahah!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #18 November 7, 2002 >Im telling you. they know that if we are afriad to shave our military >will be so busy with bullshit paperwork that we can not function.... And that's not all. The SUV craze? A propaganda campaign by evil Hussein clones disguised as ad agency executives. What plays into his hands more than making Americans use more oil than they can possibly drill for themselves? And the "wear makeup if you want to look natural" series of ads targeted at women? Clearly the first step in a clever Iraqi campaign to get all women to cover their faces. Makeup today, burquas tomorrow! Finally, of course, we now know Hussein is behind most fast-food restaraunts, tobacco companies and liquor stores. What better way to weaken the US than keeping Americans fat, sick and drunk? And to get Americans to actually _pay_ for it all - a truly nefarious ploy. So the next time some middle aged guy looks in the mirror and thinks "Wow, I'm fat" at least we can tell him that it's not his fault - it's that damn Hussein. I'm not sure what he has to do with handguns yet, but I'm sure it's something very bad and anti-American. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #19 November 7, 2002 I doubt he has anything to do with Lang Creek Brewery. That's definately not a Iraqi ploy against Americans. That's just plain good beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,589 #20 November 7, 2002 Quote I doubt he has anything to do with Lang Creek Brewery. That's definately not a Iraqi ploy against Americans. That's just plain good beer Yeah, but Lone Star maybe Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #21 November 8, 2002 Quote So the next time some middle aged guy looks in the mirror and thinks "Wow, I'm fat" at least we can tell him that it's not his fault - it's that damn Hussein. that reminds me of an episode of king of the hill I dont know the names but the fat bald one found out he had ADD(from some military shot/vaccination) he got to blame all of his shortcomings on the shot. seems we've been doing that form generations... (blaming other ppl for our defunct society!)My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #22 November 8, 2002 >I doubt he has anything to do with Lang Creek Brewery. That's > definately not a Iraqi ploy against Americans. That's just plain good > beer . . . I dunno about that. That John Cambell character kept muttering "die, american dogs" in Arabic when he thought no one was listening. Or maybe it was those voices in my head again. So hard to tell. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #23 November 8, 2002 Quote>I doubt he has anything to do with Lang Creek Brewery. That's > definately not a Iraqi ploy against Americans. That's just plain good > beer . . . I dunno about that. That John Cambell character kept muttering "die, american dogs" in Arabic when he thought no one was listening. Or maybe it was those voices in my head again. So hard to tell. if the voice sounded like a ninety year old lady in a wheelchair....that was the one from INSIDE your headMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #24 November 8, 2002 This is one funny thread.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #25 November 8, 2002 What's Lang Creek got to do with Saddam? My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
