Jessica 0 #1 November 11, 2002 It sucks. I can't speak above a whisper. For some reason I want to spell "laryngitis" with an E. I've had it for a week. I can't talk on the phone or anything. Work is really embarassing because we do a lot of yelling across the room in a newsroom but now I have to run over to people and whisper to them. What's wrong with me? I'm not sick at all, I just can't talk.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #2 November 11, 2002 I give this thread 3 minutes before Clay or someone posts about how there's nothing wrong with me; in fact I'm now the perfect woman!Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #3 November 11, 2002 Quote I give this thread 3 minutes before Clay or someone posts about how there's nothing wrong with me; in fact I'm now the perfect woman! Good idea...but.....I'll just tell you what I used to tell the ex-wife all the time. Semen is good for that ya know. In fact...that became my response to about 99% of all her physical complaints. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sonic 0 #4 November 11, 2002 Jessica - Sorry to hear that !! Get well vibes being sent Clay - Did it work? ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #5 November 11, 2002 Quote What's wrong with me? I'm not sick at all, I just can't talk. Don! Remove the pins from the voodoo doll's throat. Now. I mean geez, I understand messin' with her, but dontcha think this is taking it a bit far? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #6 November 11, 2002 Quote Semen is good for that ya know. In fact...that became my response to about 99% of all her physical complaints. "Honey, I have a protein shake that will just fix you right up! It's low on carbs, too!" ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #7 November 11, 2002 Quote Clay - Did it work? Not yet.....but I believe persistance IS the key!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sonic 0 #8 November 11, 2002 Doesn't hurt to ask - until she ends up kicking you in the balls that is ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #9 November 11, 2002 Quote Good idea...but.....I'll just tell you what I used to tell the ex-wife all the time. Semen is good for that ya know. had a coworker (*suh-luuuut*) tell me some years ago, whilst we were riding chairlift to work and talking about her then laryngitic condition, that she heard this very, very same thing, and was wanting to see if it was true. the chairlift ride was twelve minutes and thirty-eight seconds, i thought to myself... steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #10 November 11, 2002 Quote the chairlift ride was twelve minutes and thirty-eight seconds, i thought to myself... So did you make nice conversation for the other 11 minutes and 38 seconds? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #11 November 11, 2002 Quote So did you make nice conversation for the other 11 minutes and 38 seconds? Steve's not as weak as YOU are!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #12 November 11, 2002 Quote Steve's not as weak as YOU are!!!!! You seem to be implying that I might have something to prove during sex. Nope...... I'll just roll over and say...."Damn that was good for me....." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #13 November 11, 2002 Quote implying that I might have something to prove during sex. Not implying anything but that he can control himself much more than you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #14 November 11, 2002 Quote he can control himself much more than you Damn.....I must have drank more than I thought......I don't seem to remember that particular encounter..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #15 November 11, 2002 Quote that particular encounter..... OK Clay just what are YOU implying here???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #16 November 11, 2002 Quote OK Clay just what are YOU implying here???? Me...imply anything in writing? Well....I never!!! When have I ever been known to imply things??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #17 November 11, 2002 Quote Me...imply anything in writing? Well....I never!!! When have I ever been known to imply things??? ****Shakes head***shruggs shoulders***and walks away Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sonic 0 #18 November 11, 2002 Quote So did you make nice conversation for the other 11 minutes and 38 seconds Thought someone would have said "it's rude to talk with your mouth full" ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #19 November 11, 2002 Quote ... that she heard this very, very same thing, and was wanting to see if it was true. the chairlift ride was twelve minutes and thirty-eight seconds, i thought to myself... steve So did ya tell that it was just an urban legend and didn't work for you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #20 November 11, 2002 Quote Quote he can control himself much more than you Damn.....I must have drank more than I thought......I don't seem to remember that particular encounter..... Why does she imply that restraint is a good thing? I was trying to think of who says "Hey, let's go out and get really horny and frustrated. Whadda ya say? Good time?" Gotta be careful who you get advice from these days. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #21 November 11, 2002 Quote So did ya tell that it was just an urban legend and didn't work for you? heh... NO! actually, i'm not ashamed to admit that i didn't oblige her, um, curiosity, but considering it definitely took my then-sixteen-year-old-brain out for a bit! btw, jessica... i hope you get better soon. the serenity of your silence must be driving your coworkers and loved ones cuh-razy! steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #22 November 12, 2002 jess, it might be a good thing ya can't talk!!!!haha ... j/k... i've been prodded by the blue one nto giving ya shit....... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #23 November 12, 2002 Quote Don! Remove the pins from the voodoo doll's throat. Now. Lisa, are you sure we weren't married in a previous life ? You know me so well...Jess....I'm glad you aren't hurting. Look at it this way....maybe you having laryngitis is God's gift to the rest of us.....Don ILJ#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #24 November 12, 2002 Quote It sucks. I can't speak above a whisper. For some reason I want to spell "laryngitis" with an E. I've had it for a week. I can't talk on the phone or anything. Work is really embarassing because we do a lot of yelling across the room in a newsroom but now I have to run over to people and whisper to them. What's wrong with me? I'm not sick at all, I just can't talk. Poor thing! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #25 November 12, 2002 QuoteLook at it this way....maybe you having laryngitis is God's gift to the rest of us..... No...He gave me laryngitis, not broken fingers. Quotejess, it might be a good thing ya can't talk!!!!haha ... j/k... i've been prodded by the blue one nto giving ya shit....... You poor, ignorant, impressionable boy. I weep for you.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
