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coercing your giggling roommate to finally unlock the doors by rubbing your bare ass on his rain-soaked car window



Not only would I have left it locked....I would have driven away....:D


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Don't believe that one AT all




Hey look...I didn't do anything and all of a sudden this girl was just grinding on me....she came out of nowhere I tell ya!!! B| Oh wait...It may have had something to do with me telling her that no matter how nice those pants looked on her that I was SURE they would look better in a pile on the floor. ;)

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Lesseee....

Saturday I managed to have two off landings, one where I had to dodge a spider's web of power lines in high winds and then land in the burble behind some trees, the other where me, Brit & Levin landed about 4 miles off (don't ask...). The winds on the ground were weird enough but the uppers were honking!

Then me and 460 went out for a while. I had a 48oz margarita & then we hit one of the local dives. His passenger-side window got broken while we were inside. They didn't seem to steal anything other than the 6-pack we had on the floor and some stuff out of the glove box.

So not trouble per se, but a weird day nonetheless. :S


- Z
"Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

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Well let me see.......does sitting in the Bent Prop encouraging a wee drunk aussie to get naked so everyone can see his "Prince Albert" count? NO?
Ok how about sneaking into someone's trailer and putting sahran wrap over their sheets then covering the sheets with powdered sugar so they'd stick to em count? NO?
How about telling a 200 jump wonder that a Xoas 88 prolly isn't a good choice for em? Oh yeah.......now THAT was trouble!!!!!








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See, people keep telling me that like I did it on PURPOSE.....;) Oh well, lesson learned.

Jess



Sunday we had a guy leave the dz in a helicopter. His lessons are these.
1-When you know the wind is a little stronger, stay away from fixed, concrete objects unless you have an expendable piece of yourself to leave on them.
2-Canopies lose altitude quickly when the concrete object blocks the wind.
3-When doing turns, the wind is pressing on the top of the canopy and makes it dive a little faster.
4-You may get away with a lot of hook turns, you only have to lose on one.

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Well let me see.......does sitting in the Bent Prop
encouraging a wee drunk aussie to get naked so
everone can see his "Prince Albert" count? NO?





BB~
looks like you have the trouble award so far. Now why would a guy take a perfectly good penis and cut it up, drill holes, etc . with it? I'll never figure that one out:S







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Skydiving gave me a reason to live
I'm not afraid of what I'll miss when I die...I'm afraid of what I'll miss as I live






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I'm coming to your DZ.
Last night I went to a carnival with a bunch of drunk skydivers, including one other on crutches...the manifest girl (who chugged the better part of a bottle of tequila) kept telling random guys that I'm a porn star. I got a lot of happy grins. I flashed people on the pirate ship ride and a few others on the DZ earlier in the day. I didn't get arrested though, so no trouble.

Jess

Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

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I am the epitome of goodness... I have never been in trouble, never thought of troublesome thoughts. I don't even know what mischief even means?



B^2 sputters and the diet coke comes out her nostrils..........dang it Seb that hurt! Didn't your Momma ever tell you about going to hell for lyin' as well as stealin'?








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