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Drinking Toasts...

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I know you are all very imaginative, and some of you even border on sick. So lets hear your best toast or salute. Here's one to start it off:

Here's to honor,
I offered her my honor,
She honored my offer;
All night long I got offer and honor.
If you can't come inner, come honor.

;) yep...

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A variation:

Here's to honor
get honor
stay honor
and don't get off her till you get off on her!

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Here's to the virgins
Thanks for nothing!
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And my personal favorite:

Here's to wars and restitution
Here's to whores and prostitution
Here's to the bee that got the bull a buck'n
Here's to Adam who stuck it to Eve and got the whole world a fuck'n
Here's to you and here's to me
the best of friends that'll ever be
and if we should ever disagree
well fuck you and heres to me!
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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Here's to wars and restitution
Here's to whores and prostitution
Here's to the bee that got the bull a buck'n
Here's to Adam who stuck it to Eve and got the whole world a fuck'n
Here's to you and here's to me
the best of friends that'll ever be
and if we should ever disagree
well fuck you and heres to me!



This is DEFINATELY a toast you would want to give before you got toasted...although it would be hilarious to watch a drunk guy try to say that...let alone remember it!

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Here's to wars and restitution
Here's to whores and prostitution
Here's to the bee that got the bull a buck'n
Here's to Adam who stuck it to Eve and got the whole world a fuck'n
Here's to you and here's to me
the best of friends that'll ever be
and if we should ever disagree
well fuck you and heres to me!



Aggie tradion?? I wouldn't be suprised! I would love to be around a big crowd of drunken aggies and hear that sung. :D can we say priceless? :P Cool toast!

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Its one that my Corps of Cadets buddies and I toast every time we go out together. Definately fun when you have 10 people saying it together with their shots held high. Especially when you're doing shots at the Dry Bean (a very small shot bar on Northgate) and the bar stops to listen.
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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Heres tae us,
Wha's like us?
Gie few,
And their aw deid!

(Here's to us
Who is like us
Damn few
And their all dead.)
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He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson

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Here's one we have in Deepest Darkest Africa...

Heres to the breezes that blow through the treeses
Lifting girls skirt's above their kneeses
Revealing a spot that teases, pleases and causes diseases.
Here's to that spot! :)


I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter


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