blackwidow 0 #1 November 12, 2002 I know you are all very imaginative, and some of you even border on sick. So lets hear your best toast or salute. Here's one to start it off: Here's to honor, I offered her my honor, She honored my offer; All night long I got offer and honor. If you can't come inner, come honor. yep... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 November 12, 2002 A variation: Here's to honor get honor stay honor and don't get off her till you get off on her! --- Here's to the virgins Thanks for nothing! --- And my personal favorite: Here's to wars and restitution Here's to whores and prostitution Here's to the bee that got the bull a buck'n Here's to Adam who stuck it to Eve and got the whole world a fuck'n Here's to you and here's to me the best of friends that'll ever be and if we should ever disagree well fuck you and heres to me!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casch 0 #3 November 12, 2002 Quote Here's to wars and restitution Here's to whores and prostitution Here's to the bee that got the bull a buck'n Here's to Adam who stuck it to Eve and got the whole world a fuck'n Here's to you and here's to me the best of friends that'll ever be and if we should ever disagree well fuck you and heres to me! This is DEFINATELY a toast you would want to give before you got toasted...although it would be hilarious to watch a drunk guy try to say that...let alone remember it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallinWoman 1 #4 November 12, 2002 In college we had specific toasts for different drinks... Jagermeister..."Heart of the huner, Blood of the deer." AfterShock: "May the crystals grow large and the fires burn cool." Those are the only two i remember right now Anne ~Anne I'm a Doll!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gypsy 0 #5 November 12, 2002 Quote Here's to wars and restitution Here's to whores and prostitution Here's to the bee that got the bull a buck'n Here's to Adam who stuck it to Eve and got the whole world a fuck'n Here's to you and here's to me the best of friends that'll ever be and if we should ever disagree well fuck you and heres to me! Aggie tradion?? I wouldn't be suprised! I would love to be around a big crowd of drunken aggies and hear that sung. can we say priceless? Cool toast! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #6 November 12, 2002 Its one that my Corps of Cadets buddies and I toast every time we go out together. Definately fun when you have 10 people saying it together with their shots held high. Especially when you're doing shots at the Dry Bean (a very small shot bar on Northgate) and the bar stops to listen.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #7 November 12, 2002 ive heard that toast before it was cool but the guy who toasted it ,toasted it TOO MCUH! it kinda lost its cool effect on me!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #8 November 12, 2002 Heres tae us, Wha's like us? Gie few, And their aw deid! (Here's to us Who is like us Damn few And their all dead.)-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vance 0 #9 November 12, 2002 And yet another take on this one... To honor To getting honor To staying honor And if you can't cum in her Cum honor Vance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
helicam 0 #10 November 12, 2002 Here's one we have in Deepest Darkest Africa... Heres to the breezes that blow through the treeses Lifting girls skirt's above their kneeses Revealing a spot that teases, pleases and causes diseases. Here's to that spot! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites