happythoughts 0 #1 November 11, 2002 Got my tickets to see Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy next Saturday night. Too much fun. You may be a redneck if you ever had to take a toothpick out of your mouth for the wedding pics. What is your favorite redneck joke? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #2 November 11, 2002 i see how it is, you'd rather go to a redneck show than hang out with me at zhills. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #3 November 11, 2002 Quote i see how it is, you'd rather go to a redneck show than hang out with me at zhills. I see what ya mean. Why go somewhere else and pay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #4 November 11, 2002 10 Ways to tell if a Redneck has been working on a Computer 10. The monitor is up on blocks. 9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front keys have rotted out. 7. The extra RAM ports have truck parts stored in them. 6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six. 5. The password is "Bubba". 4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU. 3. There's a Coors can in the cup holder(CD-ROM drive). 2. The keyboard is camouflaged. AND the number 1 way to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer is... 1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #5 November 11, 2002 exactly! apparently you've heard that my dad has roots in west virginia. i actually saw a mullet in west palm yesterday. yikes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
underdog 0 #6 November 11, 2002 i resemble that remark!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rdutch 0 #7 November 11, 2002 Larry the cable guy. I miss him he was funny as hell. I guess he got fired from the Rock Station he was on in orlando. where's he at now? Ray Small and fast what every girl dreams of! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #8 November 11, 2002 Quote exactly! apparently you've heard that my dad has roots in west virginia. i actually saw a mullet in west palm yesterday. yikes! Since I sold my El Camino last month, I no longer need to wear the mullet. You are going to have an awesome time doing 16-way with Boxman next week. We did a 12-pt 8-way Saturday. I don't understand the engineering of launching big stuff and the design of some of the sequentials so I am going to be absorbing all this stuff. Looking forward to an excellent learning weekend. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #9 November 11, 2002 QuoteLarry the cable guy. I miss him he was funny as hell. I guess he got fired from the Rock Station he was on in orlando. where's he at now? He does some local comedy appearances in Tampa at the Side Splitters club on occasion. I have seen him there twice. He also shows up on radio talk shows to promote his appearances. The show in St. Pete is almost sold out. That is ok though because Ruth Eckerd hall is accoustically designed and you can hear perfectly from anywhere. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #10 November 11, 2002 Rednecking aside, the two plane big way last night was really impressive. It looked great. My heart is filled wth pride jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #11 November 11, 2002 oh no, does this mean i'm jumping with you all weekend??? > Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #12 November 11, 2002 Quote Rednecking aside, the two plane big way last night was really impressive. It looked great. My heart is filled wth pride Part of the 31-way was helping Drew understand the dynamics of formation planning. He was the trail plane captain (can we say beer) and floated for the first time on the trail. I think this is cool because it shares the knowledge. They are growing their pool of trained people. I didn't do my usual diver slot and was lead plane front float. Just go where I'm told. Anne Marie was front-front. A tough slot and she does it well. Since this is the beginning of the season, there is a little experimentation and testing. People can test their limits and fail without it being a big deal. Also there is more time and patience when it comes to explaining some of the concepts that people usually don't get except through experience. It only looks easy when it works. It only works when people understand. I learn more every year. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #13 November 11, 2002 Quote oh no, does this mean i'm jumping with you all weekend??? > That depends. You'll be jumping with me. I was hoping to see you during the skydive too. I usually change zipcodes when I track. I have had Boxman coach me on a variety of stuff and am never disappointed about the great value of what he does/says. I'll just get him to put me where I can touch you repeatedly. Ahhh... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #14 November 11, 2002 LOL... That is toooo funny.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #15 November 11, 2002 Bill most definitely. With my level of experience I was just gaping up in the sky and going whooooooaaa! It looked great. But at least I was good enough not to try to destroy our bunker Sunset load my flight path could have led me there jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #16 November 11, 2002 orin looked at me after a jump 2 weeks ago or so and said "My GOD! you track like a BANSHEE!" perhaps if we track in opposite directions one of us could land in tallahassee and the other in Clewiston. ZHills would still send a pick up truck right? touch me once in freefall and judo stacy will come out in the air. HA! just kidding. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,080 #17 November 11, 2002 This actually happened this weekend: You know you're a redneck pilot if you need two hands to navigate - one to open the window and the other to hold your hat on when you stick your head out the window to see where you are. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #18 November 11, 2002 Quote the other to hold your hat on when you stick your head out the window to see where you are Flying IFR was he? (I Follow Roads) It's a virtually fool proof navigation technique. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #19 November 11, 2002 "We going to Naples this weekend. I hope I-75 isn't too crowded." "I thought you were flying." "We are." From Tampa to Naples, everyone just flies on the proper side of I-75 to go down there. Funny as it seems, there is a lot of air traffic following it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #20 November 11, 2002 Quote From Tampa to Naples, everyone just flies on the proper side of I-75 to go down there. Funny as it seems, there is a lot of air traffic following it. It works from Georgia too. Very easy to spot from 10,000 feet and has lots of easily identifiable landmarks so you can keep track of your progress. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #21 November 11, 2002 You may be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #22 November 12, 2002 YOu may be a Redneck Jedi...if.. . . . you ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." . . . you have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. . . . you have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard. . . . you have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder. . . . you ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts. . . . you have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window. . . . although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women. . . . you have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca. . . . you suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck. . . . you were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene. . . . you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father . . . and your uncle!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #23 November 12, 2002 stop your killin me here...... that is 2 funny... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #24 November 12, 2002 ". . . you ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts. " I never really...but now that you mention it. Back in the day, Carrie Fisher was a honey... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #25 November 12, 2002 Really? Because I always liked that little gold number that Jabba had her wearing...A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
