Keith 0 #26 November 11, 2002 Quote ummmmm, and *what* shirt were you wearing, exactly??? We all know I was forced to wear that shirt Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #27 November 11, 2002 QuoteIf I were straight I'd have to convince you and Betsy that polygamy was a good thing Well Keith...I wouldn't need too much convincing there.....LOL BB thinks to herself...ever notice how the fabulous guys are either taken or have alternative lifestyles? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #28 November 11, 2002 Quote ever notice how the fabulous guys are either taken or have alternative lifestyles? I think if they are "fabulous" it's probably a fair bet that they have "Alternative lifestyles." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #29 November 11, 2002 Quote "Alternative lifestyles." And where you live, the sheep thing is normal, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #30 November 11, 2002 QuoteI think if they are "fabulous" it's probably a fair bet that they have "Alternative lifestyles." My (gay guy) friend and I speculate on the potential gayness of strangers by nudging each other and whispering, "Fabulous? Or not fabulous?"Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #31 November 11, 2002 Quote Quote "Alternative lifestyles." And where you live, the sheep thing is normal, right? A guy is returning home from a convention and stops in a bar. He is having a sandwich and the locals are eyeing him suspiciously. One asks, "What are you doing here?" "I am returning from a taxidermists convention." "Taxidermist? What's that?" "I mount animals." "Don't worry fellas, he's one of us." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #32 November 11, 2002 Quote "Fabulous? Or not fabulous?" LMAO...see told ya....Justin....the "Sheep Thing" is only normal in LA (Lower Alabama) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #33 November 11, 2002 Claaaaaaaaaaay~ Good to know my humor was not lost on youSince I can't HAVE Keith as a SO guess I'll just have to drool...good thing he doesnt mind too much Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JumpNFly 0 #34 November 11, 2002 Quote Quote He was a cool guy though. Yeah...he's something like 55 going on 20. . isn't that the case with most guys... HEE HEE The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #35 November 11, 2002 Quote Since I can't HAVE Keith as a SO guess I'll just have to drool...good thing he doesnt mind too much Mind? Betsy you can drool on me any day Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #36 November 11, 2002 QuoteBetsy you can drool on me any day Oh boy! I'll be paying a visit to Perris in the near future......BB begins to drool at the thought of drooling Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #37 November 12, 2002 Quote I see from the pics that the "World Famous Jack Cohn" has made it to Perris. Skymama.....I'm amazed you made it out with your reputation intact with that guy around. You folks out there take care of Jack for us. We'll miss him. Met Jack on Sunday, and yeah he's a great guy! Glad to have him onboard here at Perris. Atlantis' loss, our gain.ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keskeie 0 #38 November 12, 2002 Who's Jack Cohn and how long has he been at Perris and what does he do there?We were never feeling bored because we were never being boring. -Zelda Fitzgerald Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #39 November 12, 2002 (Arnold Schwarzenegger voice) I will ask you a question and you have to answer quick: Who is oyur Daddy and what does he do? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #40 November 12, 2002 i'm a cop, you idiot! stop it! stop whining! steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #41 November 12, 2002 hahahahaI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #42 November 12, 2002 Oh, my east coast sausages and west-coast penis posse...Billvon put you to shame today! First, he picked out a beautiful restaurant for us to eat at (thanks for joining us Viking, Sudsyfist, Keith and Craig!). Then, he took me to the beach and we stood on a cliff and watched dolphins play in the surf below us. We were hoping to see some paragliders take off, but the winds wern't right. After that, we went to a little bar on the Pacific Beach, and drank some beer and watched the sun set. Finally, we met up with Amy and Molly (what great girls!) and had a great mexican dinner in Old Town. Any of you guys who need help with the ladies, go ask Bill for advice. Amy is one lucky gal!To all of you all that I met...thanks for the GREAT time that you showed me. I'm off to play tourist in LA tomorrow with my girlfriend. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #43 November 12, 2002 *such* the princess... andrea, it was certainly my pleasure to meet you, tease you, and delight you with my tender, graceful charm and utter lack of tact. may the rest of your socal visit fare you well, and please do have a safe trip back home. hope to see you again soon! steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #44 November 12, 2002 Quote Oh, my east coast sausages and west-coast penis posse...Billvon put you to shame today! showoff!hope you have a good time here please be carefull and have a safe trip home.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #45 November 12, 2002 Yeah, what Viking said. Just because we on the East coast have straw hanging out of our underwesr and wear roach killers and drove souped up chevy trucks and are uncles of our children doen not mean we are lesser gentlemen!jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keskeie 0 #46 November 12, 2002 HUH? We were never feeling bored because we were never being boring. -Zelda Fitzgerald Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #47 November 12, 2002 Quote Who's Jack Cohn and how long has he been at Perris and what does he do there? Why....He's "The World Famous Jack Cohn" of course. He has been in California for a little over a week now. He is a Vidiot extraordinaire.....the likes which have never been seen before. He also will drink all your beer and steal your women in true Southern Gentleman style. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #48 November 12, 2002 Quote HUH? Rednecks: "straw hanging out of our underwesr" Work in fields. "wear roach killers" Boots with toes so pointy that you can kill a roach in a corner. "souped up chevy trucks" 'Neck wagons. "uncles of our children" Inbred (seel Deliverance) "not mean we are lesser gentlemen" Arguable? Jraf, we need a guy like BillVon around. He buys the women drinks and leaves without them. Sweeet. Show up around 11:30 when they announce "I am so drunk". The mating call of the blonde. Or "Hey! I said I am so drunk over here". The mating call of the brunette. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #49 November 12, 2002 Quote we need a guy like BillVon around. He buys the women drinks and leaves without them. Sweeet. Billvon for President!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #50 November 12, 2002 >HUH? Just nod and smile, nod and smile . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
