pop 0 #1 November 13, 2002 Hi boys and girls, This is Pop comming to you straight from the DZ.com forums. Since the death of Stanley, not much exciting has been happening in my life, until I met Betty. Betty is a sweet little gal. Sure, she prostitutes for a living, but hey, someone has to pay the bills. Betty might not be the prettiest of gals that I've come across, given that she is missing a few teeth and she has these quarter sized warts all over her arms. It's only noticable when you first meet her, but after a while you kinda get used to it, I think. Betty doesn't have much hair. She started losing it about the age of 18 (she is 43 now), due to the party life style that she led. Shooting up testosterone every friday and saturday nights can take a toll on a fragile woman's body. Anyway, I just wanted to introduce Betty to you guys. You will be hearing more abot her, soon! 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #2 November 13, 2002 Can you hear my eyes rolling into the back of my head? I knew you could. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #3 November 13, 2002 and you havent proposed yet?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #4 November 13, 2002 Quoteand you havent proposed yet? Dude, I just met her. I can't be all like "whats up baby, you wanna marry me." You have to give things like that time.7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #5 November 13, 2002 QuoteQuoteand you havent proposed yet? Dude, I just met her. I can't be all like "whats up baby, you wanna marry me." You have to give things like that time. she sounds like a keeper. but Im not sure where you'd keep her!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TequilaGirl 0 #6 November 13, 2002 Pop - quit drinking at lunch...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #7 November 13, 2002 As the prop turns... You cheatin bastard POP!! I was with Betty first!! You two timin no good freak flyin trailor trash crook.... I'll get her back man.. You'll see... Hey by the way... Does her prosthetic leg still fall off randomly? I was wondering if the duct tape was still holding up? Oh well...Since your my friend I'll be cool with sharing... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #8 November 13, 2002 You asshole!!! Betty kept telling me about this Sebastian that used to beat her with an ugly stick every day. Talk about the abuse, and I never knew that it was you!!! I can't believe this. Seb, you dont deserve Betty after the things you did to her. All those wild orgies and random sex acts that you performed on this poor innocent hairless soul. You ought to be ashamed of yourself. No woman deserves to be stuffed with 3 day old cucumbers and cottage cheese!But since you are my friend too, I am also down with sharing. 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 0 #9 November 13, 2002 Yeah, but does she have dentures... uuummmuuummmgumgumgumyumyumyum ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TequilaGirl 0 #10 November 13, 2002 I don't think so - he already said she was missing a few teeth....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #11 November 13, 2002 Quote Yeah, but does she have dentures... uuummmuuummmgumgumgumyumyumyum The only thing that beats a blow job is a gum job.7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujie96 0 #12 November 13, 2002 Can someone link me to the thread where Stanley's untimely demise was discussed? I missed that. I'm sorry pop. Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #13 November 13, 2002 QuoteCan someone link me to the thread where Stanley's untimely demise was discussed? I missed that. I'm sorry pop. Jess It wasnt much of a thread. I just pointed out that Stanley was finally found overdosed on what is now believed crack. It's a sad tale really.7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #14 November 13, 2002 Umm...I really worry about you sometimes.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #15 November 13, 2002 Quote Umm...I really worry about you sometimes.... no need. i am imperfectly fine.7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #16 November 13, 2002 You Don't Love Me Anymore by "Weird Al" Yankovic -------------------------------- We've been together for so very long But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong? Seems you don't want me around The passion is gone and the flame's died down I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem That time that you made it with the whole hockey team You used to think I was nice Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes in my car? That kind of thing is hard to ignore Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore I knew that we were having problems when You put those piranhas in my bathtub again You're still the light of my life Oh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife? You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way You poison my coffee just a little each day I still remember the way that you laughed When you pushed me down that elevator shaft Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra Doing in my underwear drawer? Sometime I get to thinking you don't love me any more You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will You set my house on fire You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers Oh, you think that I'm ugly and you say that I'm cheap You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep You drilled a hole in my head Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all You never acted this way before Honey, something tells me you don't love me any more, oh no no Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore ------------- hehehe "The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #17 November 13, 2002 who did the original song?7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #18 November 13, 2002 Betty oh Betty where for art though decrepid rotting toothless smelly hairless Betty?!?In Tejas no doubt whorin with POP... sigh I need a crazy little homeless lady to rebound with.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #19 November 13, 2002 Quote I need a crazy little homeless lady to rebound with.. Damnit, i have a home....i guess i don't have a chance.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TequilaGirl 0 #20 November 13, 2002 I bet you have teeth too........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #21 November 13, 2002 Just sell everything ya got babe... roll around in the mud... shave your head... and walk on out to Cali I'll be campin out under the 280 / 101 overpass in a cozy little cardboard box... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #22 November 13, 2002 Oh yeah and get rid of some of those teeth... they'll git in the way Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #23 November 13, 2002 Quote280 / 101 overpass in a cozy little cardboard box... i knopw where your home is7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #24 November 13, 2002 Quote who did the original song? I'm not 100% certain, but I think that for once, the lyrics and the melody were both written by Weird Al himself! "The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
