Gawain 0 #1 November 13, 2002 Certainly, some of this we've known since we were teenagers, but it does bode well for a really cool discussion thread : Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not? 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. 8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up. 9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever. ...next time you hear "I have a headache..."So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shark 0 #2 November 13, 2002 Quote 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! Well, I swam 40 at lunch time.... doesn't count, though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #3 November 14, 2002 well, that answers my problems. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skystorm 0 #4 November 14, 2002 Quote 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever. I obviously do not have enough sex then, because I suffer serverely from hayfever. Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pilotdave 0 #5 November 14, 2002 wow i just got that forwarded to be from a friend yesterday. Those things travel fast, don't they? Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
outofit 0 #6 November 14, 2002 here is another bit of trivia for u about the issue of sex. the act as i will refer to it is performed approximately 100 million times a day worldwide and approximately 1% of those acts produce something else approximately 9 months later! It is better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #7 November 14, 2002 Quote4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! Well, I swam 40 at lunch time.... doesn't count, though. Not unless you wore the special sneakers.Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quatorze 1 #8 November 14, 2002 Quote Quote 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! Well, I swam 40 at lunch time.... doesn't count, though. Not unless you wore the special sneakers. Mama said they was my special shoes and they would take me anywhere I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #9 November 14, 2002 Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I obviously do not have enough sex then, because I suffer serverely from hayfever. i'm pretty sure this works, judging by past experiences, er what others have told me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #10 November 14, 2002 Quote 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. On the flipside, women can suffer from depression if they have a dry spell and go through semen withdrawl. I guess you gotta take the bad with the good. Quote 8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up. Yes! I wasn't being slutty; I was just doing my best to fight cavities!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 November 14, 2002 "10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever. " Getting a really bad visual here. "Snork...you are really sexy...snork...who's your daddy?...snork" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #12 November 14, 2002 Quote On the flipside, women can suffer from depression if they have a dry spell and go through semen withdrawl. I'm certainly doing my part to make sure that women everywhere do not have to suffer this horrible malody. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #13 November 14, 2002 Quote I'm certainly doing my part to make sure that women everywhere do not have to suffer this horrible malody. I hope that's not a new pick up line....There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #14 November 14, 2002 Quote On the flipside, women can suffer from depression if they have a dry spell and go through semen withdrawl. I guess you gotta take the bad with the good. Quote Some women are cursed. I've had a few say they were depressed after sex too. I don't understand, it was good for me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #15 November 14, 2002 Quote I hope that's not a new pick up line.... Sometimes "Show me your Boobies" just doesn't fit the social situation. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #16 November 14, 2002 Quote Quote I hope that's not a new pick up line.... Sometimes "Show me your Boobies" just doesn't fit the social situation. Huh? When? I saw a video of Ozzy Ozbourne meeting the Queen. The guy who does Kermit the Frog had Kermit bouncing around on Ozzies shoulder while he was trying to be gracious with the Queen. That might not be an appropriate time, but if it was one of those little princess hotties...Kermit: "Show me your boobies." Ozzie: "hey, hey,..aqwkrl...cool...baby...rblns#d" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #17 November 14, 2002 Quote but if it was one of those little princess hotties... No doubt!! Quote That might not be an appropriate time See the Queen could be in a deficit. She might go for a gum job! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #18 November 14, 2002 Quote Sometimes "Show me your Boobies" just doesn't fit the social situation. But yet *sigh* Clay uses it anywaysNot that it works Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #19 November 14, 2002 Quote Not that it works HAH!!! I have the video AND stills to prove it works. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #20 November 14, 2002 Quote HAH!!! I have the video AND stills to prove it works. Must be old footage....your camera broke....I know there are SOME women that may but most....well Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #21 November 14, 2002 Quote I know there are SOME women that may Yes there are....and they all gather at Rantoul once per year. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
