TheBile 0 #1 November 13, 2002 Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%? Want to know the secret? If - A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z are represented as their corresponding number: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then, H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% But, A T T I T U D E 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100% And, B U L L S H I T 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103% So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top. And look how far this will take you... A S S K I S S I N G 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #2 November 13, 2002 As we have indeed noticed, some on these forums have achieved 118%jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBile 0 #3 November 13, 2002 Show me a successful businessman and I'll show you a brown tongue. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sangiro 26 #4 November 13, 2002 Quote As we have indeed noticed, some on these forums have achieved 118% Yes, and some individuals never drop below 103% Safe swoops Sangiro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #5 November 13, 2002 At least it is my own 103%. Increasing your output to 118% requires you to come in close contact with someone else's 56%. Now as all grading shows 56% is way below standard!jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sangiro 26 #6 November 13, 2002 QuoteAt least it is my own 103% I wasn't talking about you.Safe swoops Sangiro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #7 November 13, 2002 QuoteQuoteAt least it is my own 103% I wasn't talking about you. Come here, sangiro. It's time for your spanking! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #8 November 13, 2002 When it comes to hard work, I'm glad someone is out there doing it. For them to receive recognition for their hard work, it is necessary for them to do more than the average. I am out there doing the below-average amount. Someone has to provide a standard to measure from. Making people feel better about themselves every day. Just trying to help. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #9 November 13, 2002 QuoteAs we have indeed noticed, some on these forums have achieved 118% Ooohhh, Rafsky! Don't go there, man! You will go through a second virtual boiling in oil. -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #10 November 13, 2002 Why not...we were all talking about jraf so you might as well join us! J/K you know I'm picking on you raf. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #11 November 14, 2002 Got this quote from a Joke-A-Day mailing list this morning: If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut. -- Albert Einstein My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #12 November 14, 2002 Einstein provided us with theories. Theories as such often are proven wrong. If Z was important for Albert, fine I don't recognize Z as part of my equasion, just as I don't believe that it is impossible to exceed the speed of light. THINK OUTSIDE OF THE BOX! Of course again succes is a very subjective issuebjraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #13 November 14, 2002 Quote Einstein provided us with theories. Theories as such often are proven wrong. If Z was important for Albert, fine I don't recognize Z as part of my equasion, just as I don't believe that it is impossible to exceed the speed of light. It is possible to go faster than the speed of light, but then you run into a lot of stuff because you are in the dark. Also, because you are going really fast, it hurts. To test this theory, Einstein flipped the circuit breaker on the lights, rearranged peoples furniture, and set off the fire alarm. What a bastard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyMan 7 #14 November 14, 2002 QuoteTHINK OUTSIDE OF THE BOX! Hmm. http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/uclickcomics/20021113/cx_nq_uc/nq20021113 _Am__ You put the fun in "funnel" - craichead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
