nacmacfeegle 0 #26 November 14, 2002 >>>Girlie voice<<< Ooooh Slappie what a big number you have....-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #27 November 14, 2002 [schoolgirl giggle]*blush* I didn't think it showed.. [/schoolgirl giggle] "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #28 November 14, 2002 Quote do you think the REALLY dumb people look in the mirror and think DAMN I AM REALLY FREAKIN DUMB.. I think most people at one point or another have done that. I know I have. In fact, the ones that haven't probably are the dumbest!I also find that the ones that think they are so smart are usually quite dumb....go figure. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #29 November 14, 2002 Is this post anything to do with the person who wanted to alter their Bonehead by using a hot air gun? With predictably unpleasant results, even though he had been advised against this course of action. Whuffoe we can't PM Jeanjeanie?-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #30 November 14, 2002 Quote In fact, the ones that haven't probably are the dumbest! Dumb people don't know they are dumb. Crazy people don't know they are crazy. It's just the way it works. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #31 November 14, 2002 Quote Whuffoe we can't PM Jeanjeanie? Yeah! She sent me a very thoughtful PM regarding the ratchet latches on my helmet, but I couldn't PM her back! She probably doesn't want to Read Dumb People either! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #32 November 14, 2002 Not that it has anything to do with this thread. But there's a girl at work who talks so loud to blind people it drives me nuts. I mean, wtf? They're blind, not deaf. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #33 November 14, 2002 Quote Dumb people don't know they are dumb. Crazy people don't know they are crazy. It's just the way it works. I have a t-shirt from Quincy with cows standing in a field of corn with a cow skydiving overhead. One of the cows yells "pull". A whuffo confronted me about "how cruel it was to make a joke out of cows being used in trap-shooting". Apparently, this was a huge issue for them. What??? Like someone was yelling pull and flinging cows into the air. At least, cows going skydiving is a normal thing. I understood how they could misunderstand the concept. The person felt they were stupid. I explained in a polite way that because they didn't have the facts, they were merely ignorant, not stupid. Just trying to help educate the masses. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #34 November 14, 2002 Quote they were merely ignorant, not stupid Could be both. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #35 November 14, 2002 "Just trying to help educate the masses." In this case, I'd say you were interfering with natural selection, and diluting the gene pool.-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #36 November 14, 2002 Quote "Just trying to help educate the masses." In this case, I'd say you were interfering with natural selection, and diluting the gene pool. People often say "There are no dumb questions". If that is the case, then dumb people must have momentary flashes of brilliance when speaking occasionally. I try to identify these moments and communicate with them. "Yeah baby, I skydive. Try on this harness and I'll show you how we do it." "It's for tandem jumps." "The shorts may chafe a little...it's my apartment...it's just the two of us..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #37 November 14, 2002 QuotePeople often say "There are no dumb questions" Actually, it goes "There are no stupid questions.... only stupid people" but they leave the last part out to make the stupid people feel better.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #38 November 14, 2002 QuoteActually, it goes "There are no stupid questions.... only stupid people" but they leave the last part out to make the stupid people feel better. Did it work? Do you feel better? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #39 November 14, 2002 Why do so many stupid people ask smartass questions?-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #40 November 14, 2002 Quote Quote People often say "There are no dumb questions" Actually, it goes "There are no stupid questions.... only stupid people" but they leave the last part out to make the stupid people feel better. Boy...don't I feel dumb now...I mean stupid...I don't know what I mean...I'm getting flustered. I'm going to touch myself. When I touch my "special purpose", it calms me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #41 November 14, 2002 Quote Why do so many stupid people ask smartass questions? Hey really Clay isn't stupid....he's smart I tell you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #42 November 14, 2002 A blonde is sitting at the kitchen table when her boyfriend walks in. She is getting obviously upset and finally says "I give up, this jigsaw puzzle is just too hard". Her boyfriend replies "Honey, put the frosted flakes back in the box." Uhhh...nothing personal...the blonde thing is just coincidence...just a joke I tell you... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #43 November 14, 2002 Quote A blonde is sitting at the kitchen table when her boyfriend walks in. She is getting obviously upset and finally says "I give up, this jigsaw puzzle is just too hard". Her boyfriend replies "Honey, put the frosted flakes back in the box." Uhhh...nothing personal...the blonde thing is just coincidence...just a joke I tell you... You know over the years it doesn't bother me anymore....you can tell all the jokes you want....nah nah na boo boo......sticks and stones...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #44 November 14, 2002 Quote You know over the years it doesn't bother me anymore....you can tell all the jokes you want....nah nah na boo boo......sticks and stones...... No, no. Seriously, I was just posting a joke. It was just coincidence that you are a blonde. I wasn't making fun of you as far as you know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JeanJeanie 0 #45 November 14, 2002 ahhhhhhhhhh............... Only one of them.............. Microwaves bad too.............. _________________ What I wouldn't give to crawl back into my crib, piss warm my diapers, and suck on my mammas tit again....... goo goo gaa gaa........... Ignorance is bliss! Oh my god that was kinky! Peace and Love JeanJeanie ********************** I long for the day when the power of LOVE is more important than the love of POWER. *****************~~We are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality, tied in a single garment of destiny. Whatever affects one directly, affects all indirectly~~MLK Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #46 November 14, 2002 Quote Why do so many stupid people ask smartass questions? No pressure. You can tell us when you feel ready. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #47 November 14, 2002 QuoteMicrowaves bad too.............. PLEASE tell me someone didn't put their bonehead in the microwave to warm it....it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites