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Oh you silly boy....i'll care about your feeings in Eloy if you buy me a jump ticket



No, thats ok, you don't have to care about my feelings, I think we'd both be better off if you just used me, abused me and loose me...:P
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especially that cow thing you can break your fear by tipping one over, they really are dumb animals!...or maybe its just an act


I had couple of unsuccessful tries to tip one over, guess she wasn't drunk enough.;) Or the dumb animal was just picky.:D
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No, thats ok, you don't have to care about my feelings, I think we'd both be better off if you just used me, abused me and loose me...



I must refer you to my pimp daddy. Yesterday he was nice and offered me to Clay for $12. He might still be in a generous mood.

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$12? Hmmmm...I don't know if I could afford that...I better pass.



I think he set the price so high knowing a skydiver couldn't afford it. That way he doesn't have to be jealous of me being with someone else....:)

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LOL...spiders is one.

Crowds is a big one. I'm only 5'1", and I am deathly afraid of being boxed in by people and not being able to see anything because they are all taller than me. When I went to the Fiesta de San Fermin in Pamplona, I was mashed into a square the size of a very small city block full of probably 200,000 people, and I nearly blacked out, I was so nervous.

But my biggest phobia is slipping and falling while walking on ice. I don't mean an ice rink, just when the sidewalk has ice on it. :$ I end up taking little tiny baby steps out to the middle of the patch, then stopping and hyperventilating and freaking out. I don't think they have a name for this phobia. But it's a phobia, enough to induce panic attacks in me, just the same. I don't know where this came from, but I'm just terrified of slipping and cracking my head open.

I think the most insane people in the world are those guys who find a patch of ice, run at it at full speed, then slide on their shoes across it. OMG! Nuts! Insane!

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speaking of weird phobias:

A friend of my cousin is afraid of midgets!! She's very tall herself, maybe 6'1"...

but afraid of midgets?? weird to think Wizard of Oz might be a horror film to her....



NO way! Wee-man is cool!

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speaking of weird phobias:

A friend of my cousin is afraid of midgets!! She's very tall herself, maybe 6'1"...

but afraid of midgets?? weird to think Wizard of Oz might be a horror film to her....



Considering she's taller...maybe a midget got on an elevator with her and told her that her hair smelled nice. :ph34r:

Maybe it's midgets with buckets. For a tall girl, there nothing scarier than a midget with a bucket to stand on. One advantage though, when he puts the bucket down and steps onto it, the girl can run away.

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I have a fear of getting stuck in an elevator halfway between floors, and have it start moving again while I'm climbing out the door, and having the elevator decapitate me.
"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

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I have a fear of getting stuck in an elevator halfway between floors, and have it start moving again while I'm climbing out the door, and having the elevator decapitate me.



I think Jessica might be able to attest to this one...

In downtown San Antonio there is the Nix hospital on the Riverwalk. When it was built, it was the first large-scale hospital contained in a skyscraper. Carol Burnett was born there.

Anyway, the elevators in it are mega old. The emergency room levels up at the top have their own elevator cars. About 10 years ago, my father had his gall bladder removed there after it became infected. I stayed with him for 4 consecutive days.

While I was there the elevators were being refitted. I pressed a button for a car on 19. The doors opened and there was NO ELEVATOR! I was glad I looked before I walked through the doors! The elevator maintenance man was in the shaft working on the ceiling of the car which was one floor down... his head popped up just above the floor!

Damn that freaked me out!!!

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She is still dealing with that "Skyvan Door Phobia" from Rantoul. B|



Hahahah I know that feeling. See the freefliers can talk smack about the door because they can always count on RW people to open it. :)

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I can open it....AND I'm not afraid of the gap when the plexiglass is up. :D It makes for a nice breeze actually.



Me neither. I asked to keep it open when I was in it... all those Cali people farting in there can sure ruin your dive plan. :o:D

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She is still dealing with that "Skyvan Door Phobia" from Rantoul. B|



Hahahah I know that feeling. See the freefliers can talk smack about the door because they can always count on RW people to open it. :)


hehehe

I saw a tandem at Rantoul passenger freak out when somebody walked over the gap to pull up the door on the Skyvan one day...that was precious.:ph34r:
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