Joke for Clay

[PhillyKev 0]

I'm not going to ponder how or why Clay has become known as a prolific lover of sheep to thousands of netizens that frequent this site. I'll just post this for his benefit:

----- > > > A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool.
> > >
> > > After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are
> > > getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells him that he
> > > should try artificial insemination.
> > >
> > > The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means
> > > but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he
> > will
> > > know
> > > when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop
> > > standing
> > > around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are
> > > pregnant.
> > >
> > > The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the
> > > conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the
> > > sheep.
> > > So, he loads the sheep into his pickup truck and drives them out into
> > the
> > > woods,
> > > has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.
> > >
> > > Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that
> > > they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try
> > didn't
> > > take, and loads them in the pickup truck again. He drives them out to
> > the
> > > woods,
> > > bangs each sheep twice for good measure brings them back and goes to
> > bed.
> > >
> > > Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round.
> > >
> > > One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up
> > > and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep
> > and,
> > >
> > > upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.
> > >
> > > The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to
> > > look at the sheep. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the
> > sheep
> > > are lying in the grass.
> > >
> > > "No," she says, "they're all in the pickup and one of them
> > > is blowing the horn."

[freeflir29 0]

I like that one!

[Sonic 0]

Only cos you're the star

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It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone

[freeflir29 0]

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Only cos you're the star

So you have seen my movies?

[freeflir29 0]

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I'm not going to ponder how or why Clay has become known as a prolific lover of sheep to thousands of netizens that frequent this site.

Please do...and when you figure it out let me know.

[AggieDave 6]

It happened over a year ago, can't remember exactly how it started, but it was Clay and another user joking back and forth about stuff like that and it stuck w/ Clay. Between that and the man-boobies pic...

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[freeflir29 0]

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and it stuck w/ Clay

Like dog poop or bubble gum on my shoes. Just can't get it off.....

[AggieDave 6]

now that i've got Clay references in 3 different threads going at once...

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[freeflir29 0]

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i've got Clay references in 3 different threads going at once..

Aren't I popular today......

[AggieDave 6]

Did you see my photoshop in the michiline thread? Not as good as some, better then others.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[freeflir29 0]

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Did you see my photoshop in the michiline thread?

Leave it to Aggiedave....