Slappie 9 #1 November 14, 2002 I found this quote quite funny.. and as far as I can tell it's a real quote.. Nominated for quote of the year is the statement made by Texas Congressman Dick Armey when asked: "If you had been in President Clinton's place, would you have resigned?" Armey responded: "If I had been in the President's place I would not have gotten a chance to resign. I would be laying in a pool of my own blood, looking up and listening to Mrs. Armey saying, "How do I reload this damn thing?" "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #2 November 14, 2002 That would be former congressman...Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #3 November 14, 2002 Teaching the youth of America about courage: "They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind." (Cindy Crawford) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #4 November 14, 2002 Quote See, every woman hates herself from behind I like taking women from behind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 November 14, 2002 Quote Quote See, every woman hates herself from behind I like taking women from behind. Women may hate themselves from behind, but I kinda appreciate them that way too. When a woman is walking away, do ya ever call them back and say something, just so you get to watch them walk away again. Mmmmm... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 November 14, 2002 Quote do ya ever call them back Every day........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #7 November 14, 2002 LOLOL that fuckin rocks i geuss you people from Texas aren't all bad. I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #8 November 14, 2002 Special Forces survival school - guest lecturer: "If I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time-out and eat some crackers." (Carol Alt) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #9 November 15, 2002 You've probably seen some of these before, but the picture of Brooke Shields alone is worth opening the attachment. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #10 November 15, 2002 Thanks Flyhi, I'd forgotten some of those classic lines, and that view..... My qwerty is now all sticky with coffee.....-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
