Things you can get away with ....

[jumperconway 0]

Things you can get away with saying at Thanksgiving

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Hey, It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6 . I think I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some.
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at one time?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit dripping on your chin.
15. How long does it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

[freeflir29 0]

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It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

I thought that's when you are supposed to eat it?

[SpeedRacer 1]

Just cut up some foil the right way & put it on the turkey before you roast it & it can come out like this:

Speed Racer
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[skymama 37]

Oh, where's Lummy? I knew I should have bet him that this picture would show up again!

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