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l need my ass kicked!

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i came in from work at 7:30 and i had been drinking diet mt. dew. whenever i came through the door i immediately reached in the fridge and pulled out a cold one! pay attention because this is where the plot thickens. i started drinkin the cold one and immediately noticed it tasted funny. i thought it was flat so i opened another and then another and they all tasted like shit. so, i poured out a whole 6 pack of good coors light and went to the liquor store and bought a whole new case. little did i know it was the sweet taste of the diet dew that made it taste funny. once again i need my ass kicked. can u all say dumbass:(


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so, i poured out a whole 6 pack



Sorry to hear that. That sucks.

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so, i poured out a whole 6 pack



Oh wait. No it doesn't.

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went to the liquor store and bought a whole new case.



We're supposed to LEARN from our mistakes!

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little did i know it was the sweet taste of the diet dew that made it taste funny.



Are you SURE it was the Mt. Dew?

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once again i need my ass kicked. can u all say dumbass



Dumbass. ;)

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thanks, i needed that. believe me i did learn from my mistake. i guess the positive side to this is i'm sittin on top of a whole new case woohoo!



No, this doesn't make sense.

You can't claim that you've learned from your mistake and at the same time mention that you've gone out and bought ANOTHER case of Coors light. It just doesn't work that way!

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what i have learned is this: do not under any circumstances drink dt. dew and then drink coors light and then assume that the beer is flat and pour the shit out. something i will never ever do again. it cost me about 5 bucks to learn the lesson.


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i started drinkin the cold one and immediately noticed it tasted funny. i thought it was flat so i opened another and then another and they all tasted like shit. so, i poured out a whole 6 pack of good coors light

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Blue?!?

That's CanEHdian beer ... and not a premium beer at that. Of course, that also means I've had more than my fair share over the years. If you like that, try John Labat Classic (National) or anyting by Big Rock (Alberta) or Upper Canada Brewing (Ontario).

Dave
...working on a Kokanee as we speak.


Life is very short and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend (Lennon/McCartney)

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what!! I like it!
Rule: If I am going to drink more than 2, I drink the blue. Anything less, blue moon is best.(it is more expensive). or any good wheat, pale ale, amber, or good tasty beer.
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