Zennie 0 #1 November 14, 2002 We've had two "Western" zodiac polls. I thought it might be fun to do the "other" zodiac. - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #2 November 14, 2002 I am a Snake. No wisecracks please. ----------- People born in the Year of the Snake are deep. They say little and possess great wisdom. They never have to worry about money; they are financially fortunate. Snake people are often quite vain, selfish, and a bit stingy. Yet they have tremendous sympathy for others and try to help those less fortunate. Snake people tend to overdo, since they have doubts about other people's judgment and prefer to rely on themselves. They are determined in whatever they do and hate to fail. Although calm on the surface, they are intense and passionate. Snake people are usually good-looking and sometimes have martial problems because they are fickle. They are most compatible with the Ox and Rooster. -------------- - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #3 November 14, 2002 Call me Blisken.Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #4 November 14, 2002 I am a horse (1966) but for some reason i am a fire horse.....can't remember why atm though I think it may be a four year cycle of the elements or something like that. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #5 November 14, 2002 Monkey! That I actually knew before this post, strangely enough... Give it up for 1980... (now that is bound to annoy some of the old-farts around here...) --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kevin922 0 #6 November 14, 2002 Quote Monkey! That I actually knew before this post, strangely enough... Give it up for 1980... (now that is bound to annoy some of the old-farts around here...) What month are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #7 November 14, 2002 The Horse Ranking order : Seventh Hours ruled by the Horse: 11 am - 1 pm Direction of sign : South Season and principal month : Summer - June Lucky Gemstone: beryl Corresponds to Western sign : Gemini Fixed Element : Fire Stem : Positive Greatest Affinity : Tiger, Dog Greatest Enmity : Rat Horses are hardworking people who are generally well liked and admired. As well as working hard, they play hard. Horses are born under the twin sign of elegance and ardour. Horses are independent, and are well known for their individuality. They intuitively gravitate towards tasks to which they are well suited. This, together with their hard working nature invariably leads to success. The horse is a strong masculine sign, and both male and female horses are fairly laid back and easy going, while at the same time being direct. Asked for an opinion, the horse will give it, and where factual matters are concerned, the horse is a good source of reliable information. The horse is a placid person; however, if their passions are brought to the boil, the result is not easily forgotten - wild horses are hard to calm down. In the home the horse is a steady partner, although they are likely to give as much attention to their work as to their families. Horses easily fall in love, but there are many passing relationships before a long-term partner is found. Horses born under the element sign of fire are said to be blessed with great fortune or cursed will great misfortune. Sometimes they are served both, but in any event, a fire horse will never lead a 'normal' life. found here http://www.chinatown-online.co.uk/pages/fun/horse.ssi -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #8 November 14, 2002 March. The 28th to be precise.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #9 November 14, 2002 HE HE HE....GOOD OLE' 1980....me too!!! I knew I was a monkey and my other sign, out of the earth/fire/water/air thingie is air. Can't tell you how many jokes I've heard about being blonde and my sign being air. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kevin922 0 #10 November 14, 2002 QuoteMarch. The 28th to be precise. Ahh well nice to meet you fellow monkey, i'm may. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #11 November 14, 2002 My sign is a Sheep. I'll start hiding from Clay now.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #12 November 14, 2002 Quote I knew I was a monkey Dragon here I eat monkeys!! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #13 November 14, 2002 Quote My sign is a Sheep. I'll start hiding from Clay now. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #14 November 14, 2002 Where's SkymonkeyONE to back up his monkey claims now, huh? --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlmiracle 7 #15 November 14, 2002 GO MONKEYs!! JudyBe kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #16 November 14, 2002 Well, in Chinese I may be a monkey, but in real life I'm a warrior princess and I slay dragons and make them my pets Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #17 November 14, 2002 Quote Well, in Chinese I may be a monkey, but in real life I'm a warrior princess and I slay dragons Is that before you let them eat you? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #18 November 14, 2002 I'm a dragon too! Either way I have it bad because I'm also an Aries so I am extremely hard headed. Where are you getting the info on the categories??? . -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #19 November 14, 2002 I'm an ox. I think I'm safe from Clay, but probably not farmer Brown My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #20 November 14, 2002 hmmmm, i'm a dragon, should i be concerned? here's what mine says.. not sure about the hours i rule though, i'm not a morning person! The Dragon Ranking order : Fifth Hours ruled by the dragon : 7 am - 9 am Direction of sign : East-Southeast Season and principal month : Spring - April Lucky stone: amethyst Corresponds to Western sign : Aries Fixed Element : Wood Stem : Positive Greatest Affinity : Rat ,Monkey Greatest Enmity : Dog Dragons have strong personalities. They are self -assured and confident in their own abilities. They do not suffer fools easily, and become impatient with people who they perceive throw in the towel too readily: for their own part, they can put up quite a fight. Dragons are honest, and often speak their minds, even when this is not appropriate. They are popular if somewhat inconsistent, full of energy, charismatic and colourful, strong, enthusiastic and inspiring. The dragon is the national emblem of China where it is regarded with great esteem. Unfortunately in the West, the dragon has a poorer reputation, requiring the likes of Saint George to slay them. According to the Chinese, rather than bringing fire and destruction, they bring the four great blessings of long life, virtue, harmony and wealth. Created from fable, the dragon leads the famous Chinese new year carnival, which provide a perfect clue to the dragon's larger than life personality. Dragons are generally showy characters - hot heads that allow their hearts to rule their heads. Dragon people love to stimulate people around them. They are headstrong and determined, and will see things through to the bitter end, even if the original aims of such action are no longer valid. The dragon is averse to any form of routine, preferring the freedom to pursue his or her own agenda. Should a dragon feel imprisoned either mentally or physically they will become very erratic. Once in decline, a dragon tends to become lazy, fat and bitter. The outspoken nature of the dragon, and their tunnel vision may make him or her appear brash. However, by nature the dragon is a romantic. The dragon is a strongly masculine sign, and as such female dragons have a harder time than most, and they do not make natural mothers or nurses. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #21 November 14, 2002 he he he...nope, I like to slay them and make them my prisoner first..then they have to do whatever i say Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skitzo 0 #22 November 14, 2002 I'm a rooster! I'd much rather be a panther or leopard, any kind of cool cat.- "How do you keep your feet on the ground when you know you were born to fly?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #23 November 14, 2002 Quote I am a Snake. No wisecracks please. [Wink] Me too.... "People born in the Year of the Snake are deep." Or in deep water, which ever comes first... "They say little and possess great wisdom". Uh, sure. Have they read my posts????????? "They never have to worry about money; they are financially fortunate." I checked this thing twice. I really did. So....I guess this means I'll marry well. "Snake people are often quite vain, selfish, and a bit stingy." I am not stingy. I am, uh, cautious. Vain and selfish seem about right. "Yet they have tremendous sympathy for others and try to help those less fortunate." I do have tremendous sympathy....just not good judgement about who gets that sympathy... "Snake people tend to overdo, since they have doubts about other people's judgment and prefer to rely on themselves." I tend to overdo because I don't trust myself and do everything at least three times to make sure I have it right and it doesn't blow up on me. OTOH, that is exactly why I never did a tandem but started out on AFF.... "They are determined in whatever they do and hate to fail." Yes...but that is called obstinate and stubborn, too.... "Although calm on the surface," o.k., I call BS. I am not calm, surface or otherwise. I will agree that Zennie is, however.... "they are intense and passionate.". Shoot, I am intense and passionate.... but not always rational. "Snake people are usually good-looking" ROFL....yes, well, I guess I am the exception therein. Just ask around! LOL!!!! "and sometimes have martial problems because they are fickle." No, it was because I was the wrong gender. He was fickle.... "They are most compatible with the Ox and Rooster." Um, so, who's the Ox or Rooster here? LOL, this is about as accurate as the western zodiac. Either that, or I am such an outlier that I can't be catagorized. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,588 #24 November 14, 2002 I'm also a sheep. Ewe too? Anyway, about the sheep: People born in the Year of Sheep are elegant and highly accomplished in the arts. They seem to be, at first glance, better off than those born in the zodiac's other years. But Sheep year people are often shy, pessimistic, and puzzled about life. They are usually deeply religious, yet timid by nature. Sometimes clumsy in speech, they are always passionate about what they do and what they believe in. Sheep people never have to worry about having the best in life for their abilities make money for them, and they are able to enjoy the creature comforts that they like. Sheep people are wise, gentle, and compassionate. They are compatible with Rabbits, Pigs, and Horses. Actually, we ARE better than those born in other years. And Clay, watch out -- we can enjoy the creature comforts that we like. Wendy W. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #25 November 14, 2002 Guess what I am.... Theeeeyyyyyyrrrrreeeeee Grrrrrrrreeeeeaaaaaatttttttt!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
