kingbunky 3 #1 November 18, 2002 The Man's Biological Clock"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sonic 0 #2 November 18, 2002 that's mine alright. [edit] Where's the "jump out of plane" bit though?----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #3 November 18, 2002 The clock seems to be missing skydiving.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #4 November 18, 2002 i guess it was meant for whuffos. to convert it, i guess you could swap every other 'fuck' for 'skydive', or leave out the sleep, either way."Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #5 November 18, 2002 Quote i guess you could swap every other 'fuck' for 'skydive', or leave out the sleep, either way. The airplane ride is for sleepin!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casch 0 #6 November 18, 2002 Yeah man don't take away sunshine's fuck time!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #7 November 18, 2002 That's the work week clock. For weekend jumping, you just substitute everything with JUMP and BEER. Anyway... I'z best be getting ready for my beauty nap now. My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #8 November 18, 2002 1. How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch A Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It. 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path. 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It. 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete Wall? Dam! 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroids 7. What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick. 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese. 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses. 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quatro Sinko. 11. What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk. 12. What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With A Vampire?Frostbite. 13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck. 14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef. 15. Where Do You Find A Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him. 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big Fingers. 17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because It Scares The Dog. 18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka. 19. What Is The Difference Between A Harley And A Hoover? The Location Of The Dirt Bag. 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat. 21. What's The Difference Between A Bad Golfer And A Bad Skydiver? A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes, Dang! Whack. 22. How Are A Texas Tornado And A Tennessee Divorce The Same? Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer Yesterday is history Tomorrow is mystery Today is a gift That's why it's called the presentI promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #9 November 18, 2002 Quote 21. What's The Difference Between A Bad Golfer And A Bad Skydiver? A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes, Dang! Whack. What's the difference between a good 4-way team and a bad one? A bad 4-way team goes thump, thump, thump, thump...thump. A good one goes thump...thump. (If you are wondering, the last thump is video. ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #10 November 19, 2002 Quote Quote 21. What's The Difference Between A Bad Golfer And A Bad Skydiver? A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes, Dang! Whack. What's the difference between a good 4-way team and a bad one? A bad 4-way team goes thump, thump, thump, thump...thump. A good one goes thump...thump. (If you are wondering, the last thump is video. ) Yeah....but a great 4-way team goes in like this: THUMP! TurnAnotherPointOnTheBounce! THUMP! THUMP! The video guy is even good enough to wait until the very last bounce-point before thumping in himself.KrisSky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #11 November 19, 2002 Quote The video guy is even good enough to wait until the very last bounce-point before thumping in himself I hate to be the camera guy who's gotta live up to your standards.I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
