SudsyFist 0 #1 November 17, 2002 yesterday at perris was fan-freakin-tastic! * launched a few friends across the sky standing up our 4 way sit train (slingshot!!!) * caught the funniest look on ironmike's face flipping from my head to a kneefly (what the HELL is THAT???) * met and had some sick-ass jumps with rookeskydiver (btw, ironmike, i still say you were WAY out of line on that one... ) * flew a niiiiiiice flower with a grinning kimmer (YOU GO GIRL!!!) * led a couple of sweet tracking dives, first with dunesurfer and kimmer, then with rookeskydiver and his sd posse (BREATHTAKING sunset!!!) ... oh yeah, did i mention my not-so-ugly-in-fact-its-rather-damn-nice new canopy? wooHOO!!!!!!!! a round of cranberry, on me!!! thanks, all! i had an awesome time yesterday, despite my being on my "best behavior"! steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #2 November 17, 2002 Folks take it from me his new canopy is the most Gor...... who the fuck am i kidding!! That thing is NASTY dude!!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronMike 0 #3 November 17, 2002 Steve, Perhaps if you were not so anal and could take a joke, it would be funny to you. You need to get a sense of humor. I will discuss the details with you in person because you were obviouly deaf or stupid or some combonation of the two on friday. Watch you ass! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #4 November 17, 2002 Quote Perhaps if you were not so anal and could take a joke, it would be funny to you. You need to get a sense of humor. this has nothing to do with being anal or taking jokes -- you freaked the hell out of a way-low-timer in the air. not cool and definitely NOT SAFE, especially at freefly speeds. and as far as a sense of humor, i think i'm quite well endowed in that regard, funnyboy. Quote you were obviouly deaf or stupid or some combonation of the two if you're gonna try to insult someone's intelligence, at least run it through spell check, hm? steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronMike 0 #5 November 17, 2002 So what.....the guy has 30 jumps.....If he gets scared because I "Spocked" him then grabbed his ankle till he got scared and pulled at 3 grand (I still have his shoe) then he is a pussy and needs to take up basket weaving. If I have told you once, I have told you a thousand times, don't mess with me after I have been drinking Malt Liquor! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pilotdave 0 #6 November 17, 2002 As long as you're arguing about it publicly, let's have the story. Let the jury decide! Sounds like a good one! Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #7 November 17, 2002 Sounds like IronMike pulled a 30-jump wonder to 3-grand in a not-voluntary low pull contest. Is that right? If it is, then your wrong, its not funny, infact if you did it to me I think I would have to kick your ass.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #8 November 17, 2002 could i take pics? i have never taken pics of a Texas style stomping before! I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #9 November 17, 2002 QuoteSo what.....the guy has 30 jumps.....If he gets scared because I "Spocked" him then grabbed his ankle till he got scared and pulled at 3 grand (I still have his shoe) then he is a pussy and needs to take up basket weaving. No, he doesn't need to take up basket weaving, you however need to have your license suspended and you owe some serious apologies. It is absolutely reprehensible to even think about doing what you did to a low-timer. If your profile is correct, you also had no business flying HD around a newbie when you have less than 400 jumps. If you were at my DZ, you'd still be talking and trying to convince the S&TA to not call the USPA about your license before you were kicked off the DZ permanently and other local DZ's called to tell them about your 'antics'. The very fact that you held on to him until pull-time... damn. I can't even go on because I am so pissed off right now. KrisSky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronMike 0 #10 November 17, 2002 Are you threatening me? (Beavis tone) I went to UT (Texas) and we kicked your goat ropin aggie asses every year I was there, even at Kyle Field. I can understand your bitterness as an Aggie. Perhaps College Station Community College would have a better football team and education. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #11 November 17, 2002 Aggie/t-sip stuff aside, seriously, did you grab hold of a 30-jump jumper and pull them low?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronMike 0 #12 November 17, 2002 No....the whole story is made up....Sudsyfist, rookieskydiver and I all collaberated that we would get into a "fake fight" for entertainment purposes. I made the story a little to bad and pissed everybody off. ....(Cause - 7 Heinekins). Next time I will say I was banging Steves sister or something. Word of warning - When Steve and I get together, believe nothing. We had a table full of girls convinced I was an astronaut and he was a male stripper. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #13 November 17, 2002 And I wanted to lock this thread . . .quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cgross 1 #14 November 17, 2002 you guys are too much. I was reading through this thread saying... Shit.. don't let me jump with these assholes... These are the types that fuck up the sport. And just for lying...you guys are assholes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #15 November 17, 2002 You guys are rotten. For this you must pay at the Eloy Holiday Boogie....You must wear a full face helmet like an astronaut and Steve must strip on a table for us. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookeskydiver 0 #16 November 17, 2002 so your iron mike you fucken bastard. to get things straight i have 54 jumps not 30 you jackass. first ofall. i came out to perris to have a good time, and wanted to meat some of the DZ crew. when you guys asked me to do the 3 way sit, i was so stoked. but what the fuck were you thinking you shit head? i was forced to pull at 2500 not 3k. just in case you out there dont know the story. ironmike spocked me and began to shake my harness. This was totally not planned at all. We were suppose to do a 3-way sit with sudsyfist. at around 4500 hundred feet ironmike grabbed my ankle and forced me to become unstabble. he freaked the shit out of me, i tried to shake him out but wasnt able to untill 3000 feet. ironmike, what the hell's wrong with you? was this supposed to be funny? PCSS # 1 Rookeskydiver "Its a Wonka Bar"....."Go ahead Charlie open it, lets see that golden ticket" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookeskydiver 0 #17 November 17, 2002 ahhhhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiit ! im late sorry guys, maybe next time PCSS # 1 Rookeskydiver "Its a Wonka Bar"....."Go ahead Charlie open it, lets see that golden ticket" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #18 November 17, 2002 Bwahaha! Well, it's the thought that counts, rookieskydiver. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VectorBoy 0 #19 November 18, 2002 I knew none of this cudda happened, Mike is to skeered to do stuff like that. Glen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #20 November 18, 2002 Damn. Hook, line, and sinker. It's been a long time since I've been trolled like that. Sudsy, remind me to kick your ass then buy you a beer at Eloy for being such an annoying twit.Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #21 November 18, 2002 Same here, its been a long time since I've been trolled like that. Shit, I might just have to kick your ass for that too...j/k --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #22 November 18, 2002 Quote and Steve must strip on a table for us um, that *can* be arranged! hell, if mujie96 is game, we can make quite an interesting show out of it!!! Quote its been a long time since I've been trolled like that. you guys are great. yeah, i guess an asswhoopin's in order. just... do it hard! steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookeskydiver 0 #23 November 18, 2002 that was great steve, you and mike pulled it off pretty well. i wish it would of lasted a bit longer but it was funny as hell while it lasted.Dude i had a blast on that track dive PCSS # 1 Rookeskydiver "Its a Wonka Bar"....."Go ahead Charlie open it, lets see that golden ticket" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #24 November 18, 2002 Quote i wish it would of lasted a bit longer but it was funny as hell while it lasted. yeah, we both had an arsenal of shitslinging ready to unleash at each other, but it took a *such* quick turn... Quote Dude i had a blast on that track dive TOTALLY! you rocked! right on level, on heading, at speed... the best track in the group. can't wait for next time! steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronMike 0 #25 November 18, 2002 our whole goal WAS to see the padlock..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
