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Dear Abby admitted she was at a total loss to answer these:

Dear Abby,

A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I'ven never seen a man go into their apartment or come out.
Do you think they could be Lebanese?


Dear Abby,

What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR?


Dear Abby,

I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.


Dear Abby,

I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to
discuss money with him.


Dear Abby,

I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it
would never happen again. Should I believe him?


Dear Abby,

Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?


Dear Abby,

I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now, how do I get out?


Dear Abby,

My 40-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.


Dear Abby,

Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't, but he finally did it.


Dear Abby,

My mother is mean and short-tempered. Do you think she is going through her mental pause?


Dear Abby,

You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he is a doctor. What now?

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