Sebazz1 2 #1 November 19, 2002 Liquor Warning for 2002 Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in your getting your ass kicked. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreeFlyHol 0 #2 November 19, 2002 WARNING: The consumption of alcohol could result in spending the night duct taped to the coach in the student landing area.When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #3 November 19, 2002 From personal experience---- The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering-- WHY THE HELL DO I HEAR GUNFIRE AND WHERE THE HELL IS MY WALLET?? Long story-- Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 November 19, 2002 You meant couch right? hehe, duct taped to a coach... --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chronistin 0 #5 November 20, 2002 QuoteWARNING: The consumption of alcohol could result in spending the night duct taped to the coach in the student landing area. sounds interesting. want to tell more? Chronistin (Home @ http://www.fallschirmspringer.net/) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #6 November 20, 2002 WARNING: the consumption of alcohol may leave you calling your cell phone and leaving messages for yourself to find it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreeFlyHol 0 #7 November 20, 2002 Ah...yea, couch!! I think that I like the sound of coach even better. Just for the record it didn't happen to me. All I have to say is don't be the first to pass out in Buckeye. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WFFC 1 #8 November 20, 2002 Quote hehe, duct taped to a coach... They new, family orientated but none the less dysfunctional, uspa...----- ~~~Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
