n2skdvn 0 #1 November 19, 2002 When you have an "I hate my job"day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy, and go to the thermometer section. Purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone, so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing such as a sweat suit, and lie down on your bed. Open the package, and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the material that came with the thermometer, and read it. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested." Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson Company. Remember, there is always someone with a worse job than yours.if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #2 November 19, 2002 What's the difference between a regular thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Really think now. No cheating. Scroll Down | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | V The Taste! My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billo 0 #3 November 20, 2002 "Did you know that the average fish today contains more mercury than a rectal thermometer? Would you eat a rectal thermometer?!" "Ahh, mercury...sweetest of the transition metals..." beer to whoever knows where these quotes came from first! b Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keskeie 0 #4 November 20, 2002 Quote"Did you know that the average fish today contains more mercury than a rectal thermometer? Would you eat a rectal thermometer?!" Quote"Ahh, mercury...sweetest of the transition metals..." The Simpson's!!! The is Lisa, the second Homer, of course!We were never feeling bored because we were never being boring. -Zelda Fitzgerald Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billo 0 #5 November 20, 2002 close but no cigar...definitely an animated series! b Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keskeie 0 #6 November 20, 2002 Okay, King of the Hill....We were never feeling bored because we were never being boring. -Zelda Fitzgerald Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billo 0 #7 November 20, 2002 not on fox...think cartoon network... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airgord 1 #8 November 20, 2002 Dexter's laboratory???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billo 0 #9 November 20, 2002 last hint...it's from the "adult swim" lineup... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airgord 1 #10 November 20, 2002 Sponge Bob? I give up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keskeie 0 #11 November 20, 2002 It probably is sponge bob. Dang. I think I should get a beer for saying the Simpson's, because that is so Simpson-esque!We were never feeling bored because we were never being boring. -Zelda Fitzgerald Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billo 0 #12 November 20, 2002 nope! right channel, wrong day/time... thanks for trying! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keskeie 0 #13 November 20, 2002 Hey, I don't have even have time to watch TV! I'm a teacher!We were never feeling bored because we were never being boring. -Zelda Fitzgerald Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
