WEDNESDAY (VERY) FUNNIES (George W. & NSA Advisor)

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Subject: Hu's in China



Conversation between George W. and his National Security Advisor!

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.
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Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.
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Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
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George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
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Condi: Yes.
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George: I mean the fellow's name.
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Condi: Hu.
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George: The guy in China.
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Condi: Hu.
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George: The new leader of China.
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Condi: Hu.
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George: The Chinaman!
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Condi: Hu is leading China.
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George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
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Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
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George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
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Condi: That's the man's name.
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George: That's who's name?
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Condi: Yes.
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George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
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Condi: Yes, sir.
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George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
Middle East.
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Condi: That's correct.
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George: Then who is in China?
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Condi: Yes, sir.
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George: Yassir is in China?
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Condi: No, sir.
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George: Then who is?
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Condi: Yes, sir.
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George: Yassir?
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Condi: No, sir.
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George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China.Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
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Condi: Kofi?
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George: No, thanks.
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Codi: You want Kofi?
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George: No.
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Condi: You don't want Kofi.
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George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.And
then get me the U.N.
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Condi: Yes, sir.
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George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
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Condi: Kofi?
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George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
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Condi: And call who?
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George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
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Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
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George: Will you stay out of China?!
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Condi: Yes, sir.
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George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
U.N.
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Condi: Kofi.
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George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
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(Condi picks up the phone.)
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Condi: Rice, here.
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George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get
Chinese food in the Middle East?

OVER

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oh jesus my stomach hurts, LOL

"George just lucky i guess!"

[wmw999 2,589]

I got this yesterday. It is funny. One little bit of Americanism is that this is a parody of an old comedy routine based on baseball which starts
"who's on first"

The best part is it translates beautifully!

Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)