More Wednesday funnies

[Brisco 0]

Little Johnny and Jenny are only 10 years old,
but they just know that they are in love.

One day, they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Johnny bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Johnny, you're only 10. Where will you two live?"

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies, "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay then, how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."

Again, Johnny instantly replies, "Our allowance...Jenny makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, and that should do us just fine."

By this time, Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Johnny has put so much thought into this. So he thinks for a moment, trying to come up with something that Johnny won't have an answer to. After a while, Mr. Smith says, "Well Johnny, it seems like you've got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"

Johnny just shrugs his shoulders and says,
"Well, we've been lucky so far..."

[JumpNFly 0]

my lord patrick! That was defenitely a good one!!!!!

The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are

[n2skdvn 0]

Two Arabs are chatting. One of them has his wallet out and is flipping
through his pictures.

"Yes, this is my oldest....he's a martyr. Here's my second son.

He's a martyr, too."

There's a pause...


The second Arab sighs wistfully, "Ah, they blow up so fast, don't they?

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
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[n2skdvn 0]

and another one

In pharmacology, all drugs have a generic name: Tylenol is acetaminophen,
Aleve is naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, Advil is ibuprofen, and so on.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra, and announced that
it has settled on mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin,
mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course, ibepokin.

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
my site

[flyhi 24]

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out...."Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"

Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."

Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."

So......Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse! "

Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"

Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!"

Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."

So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"

Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"

Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"

To which Ma replies, "Hurt's, don't it ?!"

Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

[marcandalysse 0]

try this site: make a speech by prez bush and hear him read it back...

http://www.lemonbovril.co.uk/bushspeech/

"The reason angels can fly is that they take themselves so lightly." --GK Chesterton