BBQ Dinner anyone?

[novacaine 0]

Here is something that my brother-in-law send me.
BBQing is the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man
volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put
into
motion.

1. The woman goes to the store.

2. The woman fixes the salad, vegetables and dessert.

3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
with
the
necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging
beside
the
grill, drinking a beer.

4. The man places the meat on the grill.

5. The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.

6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.

7. The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.

8. The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.

9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

10. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off". And, upon
seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing
some
women.

HAPPY BBQing!!