lummy 4 #1 November 20, 2002 Things PMS stand for: Pass My Shotgun Psychotic Mood Shift Perpetual Munching Spree Puffy Mid-Section People Make me Sick Provide Me with Sweets Pardon My Sobbing Pimples May Surface Pass My Sweatpants Please Move Shithead Pissy Mood Syndrome Plainly Men Suck Pack My Stuff Permanent Menstrual Syndrome ...and my personal favorite... Potential Murder SuspectI promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #2 November 20, 2002 Cute.....you better watch out for those days Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #3 November 20, 2002 Quote Please Move Shithead This would be my personal favoritePaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #4 November 20, 2002 All true. When I was married. I could usually tell just by the way she said "hello" when answering the phone. There was that certain pissy tone in her voice. Of course now....she has that ANYTIME she is talking to me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #5 November 20, 2002 Quote There was that certain pissy tone in her voice. Of course now....she has that ANYTIME she is talking to me. You just bring out the best in women dontcha?! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 November 20, 2002 Quote You just bring out the best in women dontcha?! Normally.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #7 November 20, 2002 QuoteYou just bring out the best in women dontcha?! ------------------------------------------------------------ Normally.... So that explains my whiney/complaining mood in Rantoul.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 November 20, 2002 Quote So that explains my whiney/complaining mood in Rantoul.... If it makes you feel better.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #9 November 20, 2002 Oh, Lummy why'd you bring this up?I realized I'm going to have to get an apartment for when my wife and daughters all get their clocks set together. I'm gonna have to move out about 5 days out of every 28. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #10 November 20, 2002 Quote I'm gonna have to move out about 5 days out of every 28 Party at Deuce's apartment!!!!!!!!!! Me and the ladies get the hot tub first. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #11 November 20, 2002 Quote Oh, Lummy why'd you bring this up?I realized I'm going to have to get an apartment for when my wife and daughters all get their clocks set together. I'm gonna have to move out about 5 days out of every 28. And just wait til the moment when your inlaws come stay when the shit hits the fan... 5 days 'o fun! (better find a new job that requires LOTS of travel) ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #12 November 20, 2002 Quote.....you better watch out for those days Uhmmm... The way I figure it, I have about 4 to 5 years before I have to start worrying about it again. Unless of course I get a SO before then, but that's HIGHLY unlikely ;) ***I could usually tell just by the way she said "hello" when *** Oh yeah.... Been there done THAT... IT was Soooo predictable that when I would experience one of the "Where the HELL did THAT come from?" episodes, I'd take a peek at the BCP and yeppers, 8 days til the lil green ones.... Like CLOCKWORK.... Duece, you can always crash at my house when the time comes.. Either that or if you're lucky, it'll usually be ona weekend and youcan just camp out in the hangar ;)I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #13 November 20, 2002 Quote Quote .....you better watch out for those days Uhmmm... The way I figure it, I have about 4 to 5 years before I have to start worrying about it again. Unless of course I get a SO before then, but that's HIGHLY unlikely ;) You don't have to have a SO to deal with PMS....if you have female friends just be careful what days you talk to them...hehehehe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #14 November 20, 2002 yeah...it can get crazy...I have 3 daughters... my poor husband..he doesn't know what hit him sometimes.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #15 November 20, 2002 Oh, I'm sure he knows what hit him. But he probably also knows there's no right answer. "Why'd you let that hit you?!" "Why didn't you let that hit you?!" "Why do you keep flinching?!" "Shut up!" "I hate you!" "Hug me" "I love you" "Go away!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #16 November 20, 2002 tee hee. That sounds like some conversations i've had!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #17 November 20, 2002 Quotetee hee. That sounds like some conversations i've had!! Yeah me too!!!! My most famous is "Everything is getting on my nerves....Arghhhhhh!!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #18 November 20, 2002 LOL...reminds of that song...can't remember who sings it... Go Away ! No, wait a minute!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #19 November 20, 2002 I thought it stood for Private MessageSSkydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cgross 1 #20 November 20, 2002 You left out my favorite. Perfect Man Syndrome (that's me) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #21 November 20, 2002 PMS is nature's way of telling a man that he's spending too much time in the house... ...I wonder if our male hunter-gatherer ancestors would use such an opportunity to schedule a 5-day mammoth-hunting expedition? It would explain how they became extinct so quickly. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #22 November 20, 2002 The only reason they named it PMS is that Mad Cow Disease was already taken. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #23 November 20, 2002 So was Swine Flu. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #24 November 20, 2002 And not to mention Foot and Mouth disease. Ok, I'll stop now. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bvsdjumper 0 #25 November 20, 2002 I've seen a shirt on a woman that was something like: "I suffer from PMS...Putting up with Men's Shit!" ArtSky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
