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When I was in college, I lived with three other guys, in a house largely decorated with maps. We were all fairly knowledgeable about world affairs, we were all honors students, one of us was studying Political Science, and one was studying International Relations.

One day, I saw an article in the New York Times (we got that, the Economist, and Newsweek--and they all got read by everyone religiously). The article was along similar lines. As I recall, the tag line was "despite near revolution in the world's most populous nation, U.S. schoolchildren can't even identify the capitol of China..." Duh, Beijing, you know, where that guy is standing in front of the row of tanks...

My inital reaction was much like yours. Amazement. Disgust. Disdain.

Then one of my roommates grabbed National Geographic, which had printed the quiz given to the schoolchildren. All four of us took the simple, five question quiz. Our total score: 0/20. We all got exactly zero of five points on the quiz.

How? The rules of the quiz. Here's how it worked:

There are five questions, increasing in difficulty from easiest to hardest. Answer the first. If you are correct, proceed to question 2. if not, you score Zero. If you answer question 2 correctly, proceed to question 3, if not, you score 1--and so on.

Here are the questions from the quiz:

1) What is the capitol of Canada?

2) What is the capitol of the United Kingdom?

3) What is the capitol of Australia?

4) What is the capitol of France?

5) What is the capitol of China?

Remember, if you don't get the easy question (number 1) right, you don't get to proceed to the rest of them, and score zero.

Pop quiz, hot shot--how many people at DZ.com scored zero? What was your score? How many people "knew" the capitol of China for purposes of this quiz (and how many actually knew it for real)? When was the last time that news of global significance took place in Ottawa (no offense to the Canucks here, but it has to be a really slow news day in California for news from Canada to get noticed--it's just too nice, peaceful and friendly up there). Tell the truth. What was your score?

Still think we're surrounded by Dumbasses?

"There are lies, damn lies, and statistics." - Mark Twain
-- Tom Aiello

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You're right. It always had one of the more rhythmic names... Tegucigalpa, Nicaragua is another.
As long as Burkina Faso used to be Upper Volta.

Wendy W.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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Why the f&*k would anyone name their capital city Ottawa?

Reminds me of when I was driving through rural Pennsylvania, and there was this tiny town of just a few hundred people. The town was called Shunk. It made me wonder about the founders of this town: What were the other choices for the town's name??
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That was a test -- you knew that off the top of your head, didn't you? ;) What does that make you?

Actually, obviously a couple of facts have gotten misaligned over the years. Too much room, too few facts, they slide around some.
Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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