AggieDave 6 #1 November 22, 2002 I can't even make this stuff up! http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20021122/od_nm/penis_dc BillVon, read the article, you have now been warned.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 November 22, 2002 That's pretty funny!!! You'd think he might have read the warning. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #3 November 22, 2002 Honey do you smell something burning? How could you not know your dick was getting burned? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #4 November 22, 2002 Quote Honey do you smell something burning? Chestnuts roooasting on a lap top battery......Sorry...with people making Christmas posts I couldn't help it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sonic 0 #5 November 22, 2002 Nice one Clay. ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #6 November 22, 2002 more weird news here. the funniest bit is this: Quote Kathleen Elizabeth "Kathy" Grubbs, a distributor for the national company Slumber Parties Inc., calls the charge, which carries a maximum penalty of two years in jail, "kind of ridiculous." State law appears a little less forgiving: It's illegal to "wholesale promote" obscene materials or devices. Texas statute says an obscene device is a simulated sexual organ or an item designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs. The law allows investigators to assume that anyone with six or more of the items is intending to promote them. so any ladies in texas can't have more than 6 such 'devices' in their possesion. you can own (and are probably required by law to own) 6 handguns, but you can't have 6 didlos... what a weird place! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #7 November 22, 2002 Quote so any ladies in texas can't have more than 6 such 'devices' in their possesion Good thing Dove lives in Florida...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #8 November 22, 2002 Quote That's pretty funny!!! You'd think he might have read the warning. When you sell something called a "laptop", you'd think the customer would be able to put it in their "lap", right? I mean, that's the definition. However, the warning label should read: "Do not surf porn sites in the nude with the laptop in your lap. The battery gives off heat that is a "comforting warmth" at first, but eventually burns the one-eyed trouser mouse." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #9 November 22, 2002 He probably wasn't burned at all. Just got carried away spanking his monkey.-- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #10 November 22, 2002 i wasn't going to point any fingers, but..... just leave them at home dove, don't take them to the bar! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
