North vs. South

[Jessica 0]

This is an IM conversation I had with an anonymous dz.com stud.

Jess says:
it's a beautiful day here...I have the windows open
[deleted] says:
we have snow o nthe ground here
Jess says:
omg
[deleted] says
and its still snowing
Jess says:
*packing scarf*
Jess says:
lol...the skies are blue and it's shorts weather here
[deleted] says:
nice light snow... little more the fulrries coming down now
Jess says:
I don't remember what snow looks like...is it green? blue?

And the REALLY ironic thing is that I have paid money to travel to this snow-infested locale in December.

Skydiving is for cool people only

[TB99 0]

Eek ... keep me in Florida where I belong:)

Trailer 11/12 was the best. Thanks for the memories ... you guys rocked!

[pop 0]

nothing like the south in the winter time

7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

[PhreeZone 20]

By the really poor spelling I'm guessing that was an IM with me...

Yesterday is history
And tomorrow is a mystery

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[freeflir29 0]

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I'm guessing that was an IM with me...

That was my bet. Erk...you should have gone south!!

[Jessica 0]

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Erk...you should have gone south!!

No, I like being cold. It means I can wear big heavy sweatshirts and gain 180 lbs and no one will be able to tell!

Skydiving is for cool people only

[skybytch 273]

Oh, like you're gonna see the outdoors for more than 15 minutes during your visit anyway...

[freeflir29 0]

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I can wear big heavy sweatshirts and gain 180 lbs and no one will be able to tell!

So Erk won't get to see you naked?

[Jessica 0]

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So Erk won't get to see you naked?

That's why God invented dimmer switches.

Skydiving is for cool people only

[freeflir29 0]

BWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!! Have I ever told you that I LOVE your sense of humor.

[wildblue 7]

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I can wear big heavy sweatshirts and gain 180 lbs and no one will be able to tell!

So Erk won't get to see you naked?

You're under the assumption that anyone (without some sort of mind-altering chemical) would actually want to see her naked.

it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

[freeflir29 0]

I'd give her a dollar.....

[happythoughts 0]

How do you figure that the guy who drives the snow plow gets to work?

[PhillyKev 0]

Easy, he takes his work home with him.

[wingnut 0]

jess.... ohio isn't that bad... u should really travel north like to upper michigan (the devil state that shall die this weekend in football) or to like montana, wyoming, north dakota......CANADA.......... there you will really se it cold..i've oly see it get to -20F before, so thre are much colder places.....and just a though..why go to ohio in dec, when you both could come to eloy where it sould be nice and warmer.......not to mention te masive airlift capacity of eloy and the many dz.comers....

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[Jessica 0]

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You're under the assumption that anyone (without some sort of mind-altering chemical) would actually want to see her naked.

That's why God invented booze and GHB.

Skydiving is for cool people only

[sunshine 2]

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No, I like being cold. It means I can wear big heavy sweatshirts and gain 180 lbs and no one will be able to tell!

And you get to cuddle to keep warm.

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[PLFKING 4]

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By the really poor spelling I'm guessing that was an IM with me...

No....what gave it away was her calling you an "anonymous dz.com STUD". Since she only knows two guys in Ohio, and I've seen Wildblue.....you win by default.

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to upper michigan (the devil state that shall die this weekend in football)

Damn, Dave. And I always thought you were the ONE intelligent person I had ever met from Ohio....guess I was wrong.



Don

(ps...just think...by this time tomorrow, I will be able to hear the wailing from Columbus all the way down here...)