skreamer 1 #76 November 21, 2001 QuoteI would post a picture of Creamer that I found,God, another stalker....And both you and Justin are supposedly *married*? I'm not homophobic, so I don't have a problem with you fudge-packing arse-bandits, but isn't your wife concerned about the fact that you have my pic stuck to the back of your bathroom door and the ceiling of your bedroom???/s(responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #77 November 21, 2001 Quoteisn't your wife concerned about the fact that you have my pic stuck to the back of your bathroom door and the ceiling of your bedroom???Not at all......we both know (and you) that they are there to keep the rodents out of the house. -------------http://www.JumpinDuo.com"oh no. Not another one"-Alienangel Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #78 November 21, 2001 Quotemy pic stuck to the back of your bathroom door and the ceiling of your bedroom???It is cheaper contraception than buying the pill. JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #79 November 21, 2001 QuoteIt is cheaper contraception than buying the pill.And you own the cheapest contraception there is - your personality!/s(responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #80 November 21, 2001 Skreamer,And you are how old? And single? Still without a non-animal partner?You are natural selection at work. Soon to be weeded from the gene pool entirely. JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #81 November 21, 2001 QuoteAnd you are how old? And single? Still without a non-animal partner?You are natural selection at work. Soon to be weeded from the gene pool entirely.BWAHHAHAHAHA!!!!Hey JFields.......click the attachment!!-------------http://www.JumpinDuo.com"oh no. Not another one"-Alienangel Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #82 November 21, 2001 You? Trying to bag on someone else for breeding? GET OUT OF THE GENE POOL!!!!!!!!"Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #83 November 21, 2001 Clay,I'm like 4 months from being home-free as far as successful procreation. As far as I know, Skreamer is still genetically insignificant. No partners, and denied from even donating sperm. How pathetic is that? JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #84 November 21, 2001 "I'm like 4 months from being home-free as far as successful procreation"Yeah....there are women out there that have NO STANDARDS whatsoever!!!! "Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #85 November 21, 2001 "women out there that have NO STANDARDS whatsoever"Gotta love 'em! JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #86 November 21, 2001 QuoteWe need someone new to abuse - anybody seen Jessica around?What's up, you little puss? Alex wants to see you bleed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rgoper 0 #87 November 21, 2001 ya know, ya have to ask yourself, "did he fire 5 shots, are was it 6 shots?" well to tell ya the truth, in all the confusion, i kinda lost track myself. so ya have to ask yourself "do i feel lucky?" well, do ya punk? (new fodder)all ya'll....peace, blue skies, hot days, fun jumps! happy holidays.Richard"Gravity Is My Friend" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #88 November 21, 2001 QuoteAnd you are how old? And single? Still without a non-animal partner?Single as in no wife, correct - single as in I don't have a girlfriend, wrong.What exactly do you guys know about partners? You married the first chick you ever shagged and now you try to spew forth as if you've been players all along. Gee, I really wish I'd got married when I was 20 and not slept around all through my twenties.... NOT!!!/s(responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie)PS children eat Jump Tickets!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #89 November 21, 2001 "children eat Jump Tickets!!!"But you can sell them for lots of jump tickets!!!"Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #90 November 21, 2001 QuoteBut you can sell them for lots of jump tickets!!!Huh?!?!?! Clay you MIGHT get a single hop n pop for Justin's kid, but I doubt selling MM's rocket scientist offspring would even raise enough for a pack job!!Unless we could sell them to a cosmetics company for testing - they'd be cheaper for the company than rabbits and chimps./s(responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #91 November 21, 2001 QuoteGee, I really wish I'd got married when I was 20 and not slept around all through my twenties.... Well, Skreamer, I was actually 28 when I got married. So I hardly ran right out and got hitched out of high school. It may take that long to graduate in Georgia, but thankfully I didn't live there.As to you "sleeping around" in your twenties, would you care to specify whether the bitches in question were the human or canine variety? JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #92 November 21, 2001 "they'd be cheaper for the company than rabbits and chimps."and smarter..."So I hardly ran right out and got hitched out of high school"Wow.....you didn't get laid until you were 28???? Must have been the Protec scaring the chics off...."Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #93 November 21, 2001 QuoteUnless we could sell them to a cosmetics company for testing - they'd be cheaper for the company than rabbits and chimps You just want animal testing to stop because your sex life is ruined when your lover comes home cranky after a day of having mascara stuck on its eyeball. JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #94 November 21, 2001 Hmm, but you DID marry the first girl you shagged? How cute everybody, Justin, saved himself for marriage!As for :Quotewhether the bitches in question were the human or canine varietyI seem to remember a lot of blondes, whether they were Scandinavian or golden retrievers I can't really seem to recall... /s(responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #95 November 21, 2001 Clay, in the common vernacular, getting hitched means married, not laid. Except in your partner's case, where it usually involves a rope and a rail in front of the general store. JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #96 November 21, 2001 QuoteMust have been the Protec scaring the chics off....Sex education in the Fields home gone wrong when his dad told him to always use protection? /s(responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #97 November 21, 2001 Quoteor golden retrievers Skreamer, I'll at least give you a little credit for being adventurous and trying something other than poodles. JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #98 November 21, 2001 "getting hitched means married, not laid"I figured it was highly improbable that you would have found two concious women that would bump uglies with you in one liftime.......and when I say uglies.....I mean uglies!!!!!!"Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #99 November 21, 2001 Quotehis dad told him to always use protection?And your father told you to... get rabies shots? JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #100 November 21, 2001 Quotesmarter than the chimpsHuh? WTF? Dude, have you actually read everything MM posts???/s(responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
