Carpal Tunnel Ceasefire

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I'm going to bow out of the Skreamer-Clay-JFields degradation festival on account of carpal tunnel syndrome, and victory of course.
Seeing as how they are both offline right now, maybe we can remain free of farm animal references for awhile.
We thank you for your patience, and apologize for cluttering the boards with our nonsense.
Take care, all!
Justin
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Is it just me, or does anyone else look back fondly to the time when Skreamer had no Internet access ?
(j/k, Will...) Don

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If you're scared...Say you're scared!
"Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford

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If you're scared...Say you're scared!

Nah. I'm just tired of typing and I've come to the realization that you just aren't adequate competition. It was amusing though.
Justin
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"I've come to the realization that you just aren't adequate competition"
"I am so smart...S-M-R-T.....I mean S-M-A-R-T.....I am so smart......." -jfields
Yeah...Ok ...Mensa boy....Go stroke your Encyclopedia set and keep telling yourself "I'm good enough...I'm smart enough...and gosh darn it...people like me!" "Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford

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...Mensa boy....

Hmm..
a) Mensa Boy.
b) Sheep Boy.
c) Poodle Boy.
I'm okay with "A" if you and Creamer are good with "B" and "C" respectively.
Justin
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Especially the "Gosh darn it people like me" part....."Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford

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Hey Clay, whats with this pussy?
Everybody has just started to figure out what little homo boy's play really was, so he tries to call it off. Dude, I thought he was in the REAL army, now I find out it was the reservists? Fuckin hell everybody knows the reservists are all closet gays who can't make it in the REAL army, so they join the reservists to try and make up for their masculine inadequacies (ie Chihuahua Boy).
So, Justin, which one of the Village People do you fancy? (or is it all of them?). Don't try and get out of the kitchen now Britannica Boy, its time to start turning the heat up.

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Squirmer,
I was in the 82d Airborne. You may have heard of them. We could have kicked the shit out of the little pissant "army" you served in before breakfast, and had your mom and sister before lunch.
So, what the fuck are you talking about, Poodle-Boy?
Justin
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I was in the 82d Airborne. You may have heard of them. We could have kicked the shit out of the little pissant "army" you served in before breakfast, and had your mom and sister before lunch

HEY, I was in the Boy Scouts once, you may have heard of them, we could have kicked all your asses!!!!!!!!!!!!

"We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa

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I was in the Boy Scouts once

Before or after the ban on gays in the scouts? Justin
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Before or after the ban on gays in the scouts?

Leave your sick fantasy of you with young boys in uniform out of this discussion!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Blues, SkyDekker aka Justin
"We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa

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Leave your sick fantasy of you with young boys in uniform out of this discussion!

I don't have one. Are you Skreamer's little poodle sent to nip at my heals?
Justin
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***Are you Skreamer's little poodle sent to nip at my heals? [/quote
Nah, just bored at work.......My boss is an idiot, his boss is an idiot and one day I will get them both fired, one day.......
arghhh, just let me dream....
Blues, SkyDekker
"We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa

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Thats right Justin, the South African army I served in would have been no match for you brave warriors with all your techno gadgets. We saw what you were capable of in those 6 months in Somalia and that left us really intimidated.
lol I bet the British had the same attitude in 1898

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Being in the Army is just like being in the Boy Scouts......Except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision...."Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford

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Hey Poodle Boy,
You're the one who brought up the reserves and the Village People. I was just correcting your errors. And the glorious South African army has done what, exactly? And "your" country is so great that you.... left? Maybe it was the lack of poodles.
Justin
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"And the glorious South African army has done what, exactly?"
Well....in the 70's and early 80's they all got smart and got out of the Army to go to work for the CIA in Angola. Made many a rich man......What are you doing for a living now Beaker?
"Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford

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What are you doing for a living now Beaker?

I'm selling DNA and veterinary testing kits so you can straighten out the questions in your family tree. Justin
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I'm selling DNA and veterinary testing kits so you can straighten out the questions in your family tree.

LOL, that was funny....
"We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa

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"I'm selling DNA and veterinary testing kits so you can straighten out the questions in your family tree"
Expert on the subject are you?
"Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford

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And the glorious South African army has done what, exactly?

Anglo-Boer war - outnumbered 7 -1 on the ground, eventually lost a war of attrition when the British put the Boer women and children in concentration camps and burnt down all the farms.
World War 1 - read up about Delville Wood and why the German commander saluted the handful of South Africans who survived
World War 2 - South Africa joins in the war a day after Britain (not 3 years, one day). Finest pilot of the Battle of Britain : Sailor Malan. South African army formed key part of Montgomery's 8th Army in North Africa, and later in Italy.
Korea - South Africa volunteers again
70's and 80's South Africa fights communist forces in Angola (my old man was there for most of that, Operations Reindeer and Savannah). If the Communists controlled both the Suez Canal and the southern tip of Africa, they would have had a strangle-hold on global shipping (particularly oil tankers). Ever wondered why our ANC politicians still call each other comrade in parliament?
I served with the Cape Regiment, used for unrest control and peace-keeping in the townships of Natal at a time when both left wing and right wing radical elements were trying to destabilize the country. Thanks in a very large part to the professional job we (the army) did, the country was able to have its first free and fair true democratic election.
So, what exactly has the South African army done? Looking back at that little essay I just wrote, not much I guess.... (and if you think I don't miss my country, my family and my friends pretty much all the time, then you're wrong about that as well - but I won't bore you with all the details about what democracy has done for my country in the last 10 years).
Will

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Expert on the subject are you?

Nope. Not that it would matter anyway. The convoluted human-animal relations in the Fowler clan would confuse anyone. Heck, from what I understand, you're still working on sorting the people from the animals. It must be difficult figure out what is what. Branding the animals might work, but I know you'd hate to have your sister or mom scorched by a hot poker.
Justin
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Skreamer,
That is booooring. And you two are calling me Britannica Boy? What's up with that hypocrisy.
But while you are in the reference section, why don't you find info on the Great Poodle-Screwing Scandal. Oh, wait. You already know about that one. Justin
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"my old man was there for most of that, Operations Reindeer and Savannah"
Here's a big salute from me!!!!
"Cape Regiment"
and another!!!!!

"Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford