at least he is on our side

[hobbes4star 0]

this is pretty good...
http://www.whoohoo.net/pilot/index.htm

if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

[freeflir29 0]

That's my kinda flight crew!!! However, I expected that the "Chief Flight Attendant" might just have a heavy purse for self defense.

[Viking 0]

good shit!!

I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

[narcimund 0]

Don't let your preconceptions about the sexual orientation of someone cloud your preconceptions of their ability to inflict lethal force. Gay people have a long history of being attacked suddenly and brutally. We've learned to fight back.

So that heavy purse might just contain 27 ounces of titanium and lead. Besides, Kimber makes such fashionable accessories!

First Class Citizen Twice Over

[freeflir29 0]

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Don't let your preconceptions about the sexual orientation of someone cloud your preconceptions of their ability to inflict lethal force

Uuummm.....it was a joke!!! To quote Eddy Murphy "Faggots are men too....and it would be some embarrasing shit to get your ass kicked by a faggot." Sorry...I know that's insensitive and VERY politically incorrect but it is damn funny!!! I actually have a good friend that WAS a flight attendant before he got laid off. My rigger says he is DEFINATELY NOT GAY. (She's female) So...stereotyping male flight attendants as gay is also wrong. Uuumm...can we stop being serious now?

[Jessica 0]

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Gay people have a long history of being attacked suddenly and brutally. We've learned to fight back.

Remember those street thugs on Seinfeld? Didn't they mug Kramer a couple of times?

Skydiving is for cool people only

[QuickDraw 0]

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We've learned to fight back.

Er...does that mean..er...you bat for the other side ?

-- Hope you don't die. --

I'm fucking winning

[narcimund 0]

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Uuumm...can we stop being serious now?

I hadn't started being serious. What serious person would say Kimbers are fashionable acccessories? Have you ever tried to combine brushed titanium with sequins? Besides, it makes such an unappealing squared off bulge. No one would EVER believe that was real!

Not every gay person's response to a joke about gay people is self-righteous and whiny. Believe it or not, we're not ALL committed to de-humoring the world.

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[freeflir29 0]

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Have you ever tried to combine brushed titanium with sequins?

Bwahahahahaaa....the thought never crossed my mind.

[narcimund 0]

Besides, male flight attendents ARE mostly gay. Most executives are male. Most secretaries are female. Most ditch diggers have big muscles. Most priests are catholic. Fuck stereotyping, it's true.

But I sure as hell wouldn't mess with a flight attendent. Those guys know how to keep their airplanes secure and I don't care what kind of swish or lisp they've got.

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[freeflir29 0]

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what kind of swish

Hmmm....never heard "swish" used as a noun before.

[Jessica 0]

I couldn't see the web page.

Anyway, here's a joke:

I once was on a plane where I was served by an obviously gay male flight attendant. At one point, he bounced over to where I was sitting and announced "The captain has asked me to announce that he will be landing the big scary plane shortly, so if you could just put up your trays, that would be great."

I did as he had instructed but the woman sitting next to me did not. A few moments later, our flight attendant came back and said to her: "Ma'am, perhaps you couldn't hear me over the big scary engine, but I asked you to please put up your tray so that the captain can land the plane."

She still wouldn't comply. Now he was getting angry and asked her again to put up the tray. She then calmly turned to him and said: "In my country, I am called a princess. I take orders from no one."

Our flight attendant replied: "Oh yeah? Well in MY country, I'm called a queen and I outrank you, bitch, so put the tray up!"

Skydiving is for cool people only

[masher 1]

I like that one Jess.

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Arching is overrated - Marlies

[AggieDave 6]

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What serious person would say Kimbers are fashionable acccessories?

I'd sure as hell like to have one, I'd wear it too. Too bad you wouldn't be able to tell that I was or that I was even armed...

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[quatorze 1]

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What serious person would say Kimbers are fashionable acccessories?

I'd sure as hell like to have one, I'd wear it too. Too bad you wouldn't be able to tell that I was or that I was even armed...

Dude, what about the Baby Glock, Glock 26 I think, that is a bad assed little beast

I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

[AggieDave 6]

I'm a Glock guy, love 'em, have a couple of 'em, but I have the hardest damn time keeping my hands on a baby G. My dad bought a G36 and of course I shot it (maybe 100rds or so) and it was all I could do to keep it in my hands. That's too bad, since it'd be a cinch to conceal (especially on my big frame).

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[narcimund 0]

Try the grip extenders. I hear they work great for big hands.

First Class Citizen Twice Over

[AggieDave 6]

I did, but at that point, whats the point? It increases the size of the grip enough for me to handle it, but it increases the size of the grip so it looses its appeal as a very small very concealable weapon. At that point I'd rather have a mid-sized framed Gs, like a 19.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[narcimund 0]

I've got it! You need a hand transplant.

First Class Citizen Twice Over

[AggieDave 6]

Then I wouldn't be able to open jars and do stuff like that...wouldn't my big body look odd with small hands, though?

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[narcimund 0]

Ok, last suggestion: get a small bodyguard.

First Class Citizen Twice Over

[AirMail 0]

Does Zippy look funny with a pinhead? OK, nevermind.

Patrick

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It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342

[AggieDave 6]

A midget packing heat...that would be a hilarious comedy routine...

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."