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It wouldn't happen to be that homeless girl with the missing teeth would it? What's her name again?



Her name is Betty, and no it's not Betty. Betty had to be put on hold. Actually as I recall you and Betty had a little fling going on before I so skillfully stole her from you. You can have her back now. B|
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Her name is Betty, and no it's not Betty. Betty had to be put on hold.

Is it the Betty from that bar? No not that Betty the other Betty. Or is it the Betty who dated a skydiver at Spaceland.. Damn can't be that Betty!?!? I don't think I know this Betty, but I do know a Betty. Probably can't be the Betty I know. Or is it the Betty I know? So c'mon tell us...



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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So do tell Pop...don't leave us hanging here!!



It's actually a pretty funny story how we met. Quick background on me. I am a VP and a founding father of the AEPi fraternity here at the University of Houston. About two weeks ago I was at my dentist's office getting ready to get some work done. I was sitting in the waiting room wearing the letters of my fraternity. This older lady was standing there talking to our dentist when she noticed me. She came up to me and starting talking about my fraternity and how her husband was once in it. We got to talking. the converstaion was at least 30 minutes long. Talked about everything. Anyway, all of a suddent she busts out with" Oh I have a daughter, she is this tall, really cute. You have to come over for dinner and meet her." I am thinking oh no, every mother thinks her daughter is cute. So whatever. She left me her number. I wasnt gonna call, but figured what the hell, why not.
So anyway, I called her. Her name is Melinda. We talked for a bit, and I invited her to a Bar-B-Que. She shaows up thje day of the BBQ and turns out to be a very cute girl. We got to talking and I found her very attractive. So one thing led to another, i asked her on a date, and we just ended up hooking up. Oh did I mention her family is loaded. I walkied into her house lasat night and amlomst dropped. Fucking NICE!!! But I guess that's a given when you live in one of the most expensive parts of Houston.
So that's my story.
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Yea I know her parents live in River Oaks. How else did you think that they could afford the sex change for him...her..it..?B|



funny conway...:P actually she lives in memorial.
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You know your IN THERE when the Mom is pimpin her daughter out to you. Go POP!!!!! B|


Either that, or the daughter jsut escaped the mental hospital, and can't find dates on her own just yet. Still 'adjusting' ... you know...
it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

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