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since I cant post this in the "ladies room"

I am curious as to what the women of DZ.COM are using for bait? We get the jist of your desires(no post hadda tell me that) but what do you have to offer to a REAL LIFE relationship! (flirting on line DOES NOT count for anything so be real!)
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That is because we aren't your type....


we aren't sheep thus we have nothing to offer you. Although I hear there was a dog in your past we can't even come close to comparing to that one either.;)


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At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

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I find guys tend to appreciate my posessiveness, my suspicious nature, my rampant PMS, my boring personality and my poor hygiene the most.



See THAT is a major turn on! how many teeth do you have? 32 is Less then Ideal. are those dreads in your hair or just knots from not combing? HAHA
I love women who smell like an open sewer!;)
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my dad used to be angry alot and my mom(sweethearted mom) is definitely not the sharpest bulb in the toolshed(I meant to screw up that cliche)
dad got divorced then he grew up so he's kinda happy now.
mom well she's happy.


so as far as Stupid angry parents go... mine were splitting the duty!


edit: I keep forgetting these things;):):P;):o[:/]

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so as far as Stupid angry parents go... mine were splitting the duty!




My parents are STILL married. Somewhere around 40 years worth now. I swear they can't stand each other but then I don't think they could live without each other eaither. :S Marriage is funny like that.

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This post reminds me of a joke I heard a long time ago. Something like,

A little boy and a little girl are playing a private game of show and tell. Everything is going well, comparatively speaking, until the little boy pulls down his pants. "HAHAHH I have one of these and YOU DON'T!" he says, happpy with his win. The sad little girl goes home.

The next day the little boy reminds the little girl of his win. "Hahaha I have one of these and you don't!" The little girl smiles and points at her spot. "So what? My sister says, with one of these, I can get all of those I want!"

Doh!
:ph34r:


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what I have to offer is Myself, 100%, true to form...no games, no faking, no acts. ha!



No Fucking ?!?! How the hell are you supposed to get a guy with that in your......................oh, wait, hang on. No Faking. Sorry. I misread it. :D
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I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

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