PLFXpert 0 #76 November 26, 2002 He he he....I do what I can to make sure I get credit for ALL my services Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #77 November 26, 2002 Quote He he he....I do what I can to make sure I get credit for ALL my services I've got to admit, I've given a lot better Christmas gifts to the naughty girls than the nice ones. The exceptional ones are the ones who are nice in a naughty way. That and skydiving explain my permanent broke status. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drenaline 0 #78 November 26, 2002 Quote guess you better spank this naughty girl then! Oh my god the profanity!! Can I watch?? and can I get some, too HISPA 21 www.panamafreefall.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #79 November 26, 2002 Quote Ooooo, yea. can I tell you what I want for Christmas, too, Santa? Carrie, you can tell me whatever your heart desires.I just want to warn you, I still hate BZ and Sabre and Skymama (j/k).BTW, I am planning to be in Florida for a couple weeks in March...woohoo! I am hoping to finally meet you, Andrea, Happythoughts, etc. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #80 November 26, 2002 Quote Dude, your picture is freaky? that's one screwed up cat It learnt to smile like that after it realized that, no i didn't like it pissing in my shoes. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #81 November 26, 2002 Quote Carrie, you can tell me whatever your heart desires. [Tongue] Ooo....(whispers in Santa's ear) "I just love that big, red, fuzzy suit you wear." Yey...that will be fun if you come visit us in Deland. I've never met HappyThoughts either so it will be an orgy of DZ.comers.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #82 November 26, 2002 Quote I've never met HappyThoughts either so it will be an orgy Err... -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #83 November 26, 2002 Ooo, had another idea....maybe Muenkel and HappyThoughts could make me a sausage sandwich! Mmmm, my favorite! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #84 November 26, 2002 Quote Ooo, had another idea....maybe Muenkel and HappyThoughts could make me a sausage sandwich! Mmmm, my favorite! Umm, maybe Happythoughts can run some errands. We really don't need him. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #85 November 26, 2002 Quote Ooo, had another idea....maybe Muenkel and HappyThoughts could make me a sausage sandwich! Mmmm, my favorite! Ahhh...wisdom in her early years. The road to happiness. Finding the simple joys in life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #86 November 26, 2002 Hunny, I was born w/ the wisdom...it's the discovering joys in life that gets me all excited and tingly inside Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #87 November 26, 2002 "Ooo....(whispers in Santa's ear) "I just love that big, red, fuzzy suit you wear." The red suit always worried me. Think of this: Santa and Satan - same letters to spell their names. They both wear red suits. You never see them together (ala Clark Kent / Superman). Coincidence? Keeping on top of these things is kind of a public service. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
outofit 0 #88 November 26, 2002 giving her more clout to make me take the garbage out! It is better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #89 November 26, 2002 Quote giving her more clout to make me take the garbage out! haha, see, you should always listen to me and my wonderful words of wisdom!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,113 #90 November 26, 2002 >Think of this: Santa and Satan - same letters to spell their names. You know - you're right! Never thought about that before. -They both force people to toil gainlessly forever in a purgatory (hell vs. the elves in santa's workshop) -They both maintain an account of morality for each person on earth -They both seem to be immortal -They both tempt people with promises of short-term gain (i.e. selling your soul vs getting lots of presents) -Neither one obeys any physical laws (flying reindeer, hell in the center of the earth) -They were both cast out (Satan from heaven, Santa was orphaned at birth according to at least one popular TV account) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #91 November 26, 2002 congrats skymom... now you have like 10000 kids to watch... if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #92 November 26, 2002 Wow, Bill, the way you think is just scary now. All of that makes so much sense! I think we should all send Bill's post out to all our friends on the internet and start a big campaign showing the truth about Santa and Satan. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #93 November 26, 2002 Quote now you have like 10000 kids to watch... I can handle that just as long as they all aren't breastfeeding! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #94 November 27, 2002 Quotethey all aren't breastfeeding nope just a few uf us............ ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #95 November 27, 2002 Wait a minute. These are just theories. Something that needs consideration. No need to flood the internet until some more facts are nailed down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #96 November 27, 2002 Quote And, Arthur...Tang keeps a girl happy on some of those long, lonely night. Well wouldn't ya know i am the foremost expert in Tang!! Need some tipsI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #97 November 27, 2002 Quote I think we should all send Bill's post out to all our friends on the internet and start a big campaign showing the truth about Santa and Satan. Well duh. This is old news:http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1299/santy.html http://people.txucom.net/cornel/santa.html http://www.swingmachine.org/issue6/santa.htm http://www.biblebelievers.com/jmelton/SantaClause.html I've thought you can find anything on the net. It seems that you can. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #98 November 27, 2002 urrr....ok then! Cheers. Yep. Thanks alot. ok then... Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #99 November 27, 2002 Hey, someone's got to edumacate the masses.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #100 November 27, 2002 Quote After all, how would that explain Quade, Bill and Chuck Well, quade's married, Bill has wonderful Amy, and Chuck...well I don't know him enough to say. Yeah, oj is the best, but tang sometimes hits the spot when needed.ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
